Friday, April 28, 2017

When Adventurers Are Really Just Punks with Nothing to Do

She said she was adventuresome.

Then she climbed over a fence to get to a crane which she then climbed as well and she slid down one of its cables to arrive on a hook device where she sat because she had no idea how to get back down again.


A rescue worker speaks with a women stranded on the hook of a construction crane / Tyler Anderson / National Post

She said she did it because she's adventuresome.  We think she did it because she's an idiot.

National Post: ‘Woman-on-a-crane’ suspect faces six mischief charges for endangering lives, halting construction in Toronto



Marisa Lazo, 23, of Toronto, who faces six counts of Public Mischief Interfere with Property.


What a surprise, just another Look At Me idiot with no skills nor talents.


Here's another of those illiterate dolts in a crash from a failed bungee jump.  She calls it extreme sport but there is no sport in being attached to an elastic and making like a rock.  The only sport in that is fucking gravity.  (RT:  Bungee jump fail: Horrifying moment woman smashes into riverbed caught on video)




The above further shows the exceptional stupidity of Pass/Fail jumping stunts since there's no recovery if anything goes wrong.  This one went face first into the landing and she did survive but, regrettably, it may not stop her from reproducing so the gene pool is still under threat, just as it is with the lamebrain in the first story.


These aren't adventures so much as jaded excuses for the lack of real ones.  They expect doing this stupid shit to be as safe as riding a roller coaster and they scream like children if anything goes wrong  ... assuming they survive.


The Rockhouse has great respect for the adventurer who goes to Antarctica and, accepting great threat to himself from the hostile environment, goes forth to collect microscopic specimens to validate the theory of evolution.  That's adventure and it has a reason.  These kids wouldn't know adventure if it bit them on the ass.

That's a bit sad since is an adventure really that hard to find.  The Rockhouse doesn't think so; these kids are just lazy ... and then they get wasted.

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