Donald Trump announces May 1 is Loyalty Day. (Fox: Trump proclaims May 1 as 'Loyalty Day')
Trying to appropriate May Day is so idiotic it doesn't seem likely even Trump would do it so we need confirmation from other sources.
There is zero confirmation so the story looks like bullshit but we're going with it anyway since we learned from Jake Tapper and we don't give a fuck if it's true.
Whoops ... here's one at Daily Dot: Donald Trump declares May 1 as Loyalty Day—and Twitter is loving the irony
Yep, the Holy Hairball did it. Oh, dis is genius.
President Donald Trump on Friday proclaimed May 1 as 'Loyalty Day' as a way to "recognize and reaffirm our allegiance to the principles" upon which America was built and express pride in those ideals, according to a release of the proclamation from the White House.
- Fox
Unless you're as vacant as Donald Trump you know May Day has a long world-wide history and this nouveau riche rubbish about Loyalty Day had nothing to do with it. May Day is a global event and it's celebrated in America as well but that won't be for the Trump. May Day is a day of the workers not his kind.
And he makes it military ...
"We humbly thank our brave service members and veterans who have worn our Nation's uniform from the American Revolution to the present day. Their unwavering loyalty and fidelity has made the world a safer, more free, and more just place. We are inspired by their pride in our country's principles, their devotion to our freedom, and their solemn pledge to protect and defend our Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic."
- Fox
Kiss my ass, fat boy. Your shallow thanks are worth nothing. It's just another bullshit speech on just another bullshit day.
The proclamation goes on to say that in order to express our country's loyalty to "individual liberties, to limited government, and to the inherent dignity of every human being," May 1 will be known as 'Loyalty Day.'
Trump called on Americans to observe this day with ceremonies in schools and other public places, including reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. He also called upon all government officials to display the flag of the United States on all government buildings and grounds on May 1.
- Fox
Make my dreams come true ... Kumbaya with guns.
The only loyalty Donald Trump has shown has been to banks and Big Oil while he folded like over-cooked linguini on Big Pharma so it's really not clear what his Loyalty Day is supposed to be anyway.
Loyalty to him? For fucking what? We don't need a Jesus. We need a competent President and we don't have one. If we wanted Jesus, we would have elected Rick Perry so he could start throwing Washington tent revivals right away.
Trying to appropriate May Day is so idiotic it doesn't seem likely even Trump would do it so we need confirmation from other sources.
There is zero confirmation so the story looks like bullshit but we're going with it anyway since we learned from Jake Tapper and we don't give a fuck if it's true.
Whoops ... here's one at Daily Dot: Donald Trump declares May 1 as Loyalty Day—and Twitter is loving the irony
Yep, the Holy Hairball did it. Oh, dis is genius.
President Donald Trump on Friday proclaimed May 1 as 'Loyalty Day' as a way to "recognize and reaffirm our allegiance to the principles" upon which America was built and express pride in those ideals, according to a release of the proclamation from the White House.
- Fox
Unless you're as vacant as Donald Trump you know May Day has a long world-wide history and this nouveau riche rubbish about Loyalty Day had nothing to do with it. May Day is a global event and it's celebrated in America as well but that won't be for the Trump. May Day is a day of the workers not his kind.
And he makes it military ...
"We humbly thank our brave service members and veterans who have worn our Nation's uniform from the American Revolution to the present day. Their unwavering loyalty and fidelity has made the world a safer, more free, and more just place. We are inspired by their pride in our country's principles, their devotion to our freedom, and their solemn pledge to protect and defend our Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic."
- Fox
Kiss my ass, fat boy. Your shallow thanks are worth nothing. It's just another bullshit speech on just another bullshit day.
The proclamation goes on to say that in order to express our country's loyalty to "individual liberties, to limited government, and to the inherent dignity of every human being," May 1 will be known as 'Loyalty Day.'
Trump called on Americans to observe this day with ceremonies in schools and other public places, including reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. He also called upon all government officials to display the flag of the United States on all government buildings and grounds on May 1.
- Fox
Make my dreams come true ... Kumbaya with guns.
The only loyalty Donald Trump has shown has been to banks and Big Oil while he folded like over-cooked linguini on Big Pharma so it's really not clear what his Loyalty Day is supposed to be anyway.
Loyalty to him? For fucking what? We don't need a Jesus. We need a competent President and we don't have one. If we wanted Jesus, we would have elected Rick Perry so he could start throwing Washington tent revivals right away.
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