This one must be for rich hippie Boomers. A nuclear bomb shelter for rich hippies ... truly, the future is really here.
Osaka, Japan
Seiichiro Nishimoto, CEO of Shelter Co, wears a gas mask at a showroom for the company’s nuclear shelters in the basement of his house
Photograph: Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters
Here's the beauty part: it doesn't matter if it even works.
Note: that is one stone fugly room and most people would likely rather die from the nuke bombs than have to stay inside it.
The nuclear bomb shelter business is better than selling Florida swampland since there's no way to test it and all you need is the slick pitch to make the big, big bucks from the richies who are terrified they will be killed by their own damnable inaction (i.e. failure to curb their militaries).
It doesn't matter if it works since what will they do ... try to get a refund after the nuke war if it fails?
This business is air tight since there's no chance of customer complaints even if the bomb shelter collapses in on itself before the nuke war.
Ed: why not?
We will say it was caused by an earthquake from irresponsible fracking and blame it on the state. We won't pay a dime except for a few shyster lawyers.
Think it through since this is only one step up from putting a swimming pool in someone's backyard. Add a ceiling to that project plan and you're halfway to a designer nuclear bomb shelter for the ultra rich.
Always remember, there are big bucks in big bullshit.
Osaka, Japan
Seiichiro Nishimoto, CEO of Shelter Co, wears a gas mask at a showroom for the company’s nuclear shelters in the basement of his house
Photograph: Kim Kyung-Hoon/Reuters
Here's the beauty part: it doesn't matter if it even works.
Note: that is one stone fugly room and most people would likely rather die from the nuke bombs than have to stay inside it.
The nuclear bomb shelter business is better than selling Florida swampland since there's no way to test it and all you need is the slick pitch to make the big, big bucks from the richies who are terrified they will be killed by their own damnable inaction (i.e. failure to curb their militaries).
It doesn't matter if it works since what will they do ... try to get a refund after the nuke war if it fails?
This business is air tight since there's no chance of customer complaints even if the bomb shelter collapses in on itself before the nuke war.
Ed: why not?
We will say it was caused by an earthquake from irresponsible fracking and blame it on the state. We won't pay a dime except for a few shyster lawyers.
Think it through since this is only one step up from putting a swimming pool in someone's backyard. Add a ceiling to that project plan and you're halfway to a designer nuclear bomb shelter for the ultra rich.
Always remember, there are big bucks in big bullshit.
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