How Can Food Possibly Make Anyone This Happy

Even after coming out of the desert you wouldn't be so happy to see a damn dinner roll.


Ed:  he's going to turn to fat, women won't have him anymore, he will blame them, and then he will start killing hookers.  Watch out for this one; he's a potential serial killer.

Because he has red hair?

Ed:  the ginger hair is the only reason I don't think he's a serial killer already

There was a Ginger Pride March today in Australia.

Ed:  why are they proud?

Because they didn't turn into Jell-O from all that nasty shit other children say to gingers.


He must be in some kind of ridiculously-embarrassing production but what demented story needs love a dinner roll.  It's one step away from pastry porno.  More butter, more butter, oh, oh, mmmm.  Now that's the kind of butter I like.

wtf is the story here?