Gaylord said to Harrington, "You know, chappie, once AI Robos learn to have orgasms and fake them, women will be finished. No more expensive divorces."
Zen Yogi: what is this with people talking about orgasms all the time which seems only to show they do not have many because they spend too much time typing about them?
Do bears have orgasms, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: no since we are like Republicans toward women and we don't give a fuck if they have orgasms. We invented the IGotMineYouGetYourGasm.
Ref: SNL from a long time ago when they were funny.
You're sounding like kind of an asshole on this, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: not all bears are like that
You're good with Linda?
Zen Yogi: sure, Silas, and we steal pic-a-nic baskets together
That sounds like love, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: we are friends, Silas
I see.
Zen Yogi: are you a cocksman, Silas?
I'm a cocksman the way Donald Trump is a diplomat. Does that tell you, buddy?
Zen Yogi: I see and you took care of your body like Rick Perry takes care of the environment?
You're getting it, Zen Yogi.
Zen Yogi: do we need politics?
Noooo, it's just that politicians are better at weaseling their way into your bedroom faster than mosquitos, bats, or creepy paparazzi.
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