Friday, August 25, 2017

Hurricane Harvey and Landfall Tomorrow | Situation #Blotto

The #Blotto tag looks perfect for articles which may get into heavy hard stuff about life, the universe, and everything.  Take it as a warning if you like and cancer should give you the tone.  You may be interested in the perspective or you may want to run for it.  Whatever you do will work but know there's nothing in this simply to be overtly shocking.


The Rockhouse won't be washed away in a Great Flood because Texas is one big ass state and the roughest effects will stay on the coast, relatively far from here.  We're sure to get plenty of rain but Houston and other coastal cities are likely to have a tough time of it with some areas being already evacuated.

The doom and gloom about it will likely start accelerating soon since he's supposed to make landfall tomorrow afternoon or evening.  It's going to be a major bitch on the coast but the really bad effects won't come this far inland.

Watch for a shit storm of people sending Twitter prayers to them as time fits into their TV watching schedules.

Zen Yogi:  do Americans ever stop watching television?

Well, sometimes they come to Jellystone Park ... but the others are watching television.

Zen Yogi:  so long as some keep coming to Jellystone Park, the pic-a-nic baskets will keep coming.

In answer to your question, Yogi, yes, all writers are arrogant.

Zen Yogi:  I didn't ask

Sure, but you suspected.

Zen Yogi:  it's true; I suspected


The Situation now includes the full ticket on the hellbound train but there were no adverse reactions and it did not rubberize my brain.  I can't explain the hard reaction the last time since I'm hardly ever sick.  The Situation hurts but that's different from sickness with all the sicky shit everybody hates.  Mephisto turned up all of the sicky crap the last time but no explanation of why that should happen then and not now.

Mephisto doesn't stop the hurty hurt but it is somewhat better than a whole lot of aspirin plus it's not hammer punching my stomach each time I take it.

Zen Yogi:  there's no buzz from it?

Not that I detect and I don't want one.  A dose of 15 mg is not large so this seems a sound therapeutic or at least palliative solution for now.

Zen Yogi:  what does it matter if you get addicted to it now?

It doesn't but at some point it will turn my mind to Jell-O and that's not living.

Zen Yogi:  what then?

Take the rest of the bottle.  Old Fuckers almost always have an Exit Plan of that nature.  In part it's defense against Christers.

Zen Yogi:  why?

The real believers will regard it whatever way they will but Christers will get into what's left of your life to fucking command it.

Zen Yogi:  the soul is purified by pain?

That's the one.  They're fucking lunatics.  What's more, they're sadistic lunatics.  Every effort possible is needed to keep them away.

Zen Yogi:  don't you think your view of them is too harsh, Silas?

George Bush, that soul-sucking bastard, was more than happy to use Terri Schiavo as a political pawn as he licked Fundamentalist ass in America.  (WIKI:  Terri Schiavo case)

Zen Yogi:  I see the need for defense against them


Oregon is one of the few states with the courage to face a euthanasia law and doctor-assisted suicide is permissible.  I fiercely resent anyone assuming the moral authority to tell me how to die.  I committed no crime so get the fuck out of my life with that.

Zen Yogi:  the IRS will likely say you're a criminal

I'm a dope addict too, Yogi.  The ganja is the same as heroin, don'tcha know.

Zen Yogi:  it sounds like the people who make these laws sucked up too much nitrous at the dentist's office

Those shadipated legal lizard people probably have nitrous oxide dispensers by their desks, mate.

This is the Zen of Croakage since it is the Now but Texas has no euthanasia law so any Exit Plan can't involve anyone else or they get tanked by the state for it.

If Christers cared about saving lives, they would stop the fucking wars.


The surprise is my weight hit about 135 lbs and it hasn't been down there for some while.  I don't think I'm being consumed by The Situation so much as food is revolting, just about all of it.

Note:  ML knows how it goes and this isn't about Web medicine since she's a fo' real nurse and she worked the Old Fucker circuit for quite a few years.  She also found great satisfaction in it as did Maggie the Shi Tzu Dog who wasn't at all a show dog but was one of the most biddable creatures you could ever meet so the Old Fuckers loved her.

She knows how it goes since she has lived with it for years and had a gift for providing deep comfort to the Old Fuckers.  She also has a deep and sincere belief in Christianity and this may seem it's headed for pyrotechnics in the Rockhouse but the Rockhouse loves her since it's not just me.  We don't have any problem with the real ones.

When they stop being missionaries it means they finally got it and ML never was a missionary anyway.  It took ten years before she even told me she could sing ... and then these pipes.  This voice should never be hidden away ever again.

Zen Yogi:  they say it's in the Bible and they have to do be missionaries

The Bible also tells them in Leviticus that getting a tattoo is an abomination and do you see any tattoo parlors closing, mate?

Zen Yogi:  wanna see the tattoo on my butt, Silas?

Tell me it's a happy face emoji and make my dreams come true, Yogi.


Now for the second round with Mephisto.  He's still scary but less so.  There were no ill effects using quarter tabs and taking them through the day so the next part of the plot is to split the tabs into halves and see how it goes.

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