Sunday, August 27, 2017

How to be Successful on Facebook | Ultra Spiritual Life | Episode 18 | JP Sears



Zen Yogi:  how is it to be possible to be successful on Facebook when it doesn't do anything?

With enough alcohol, anything looks like a success.  You bet they're drunkies, Yogi.

Zen Yogi:  maybe I should start a social network for Jellystone Park bears

Only if you hate them, Yogi.  If that's the case, JP Sears tells you how to be successful at it, particularly how to make boob shots acceptable to Jesus.

Zen Yogi:  what does Jesus care about boobs since they say he invented them, right?

Now they say Jesus gets pissed off whenever he sees boobs, particularly nipples.

Zen Yogi:  that makes no sense whatsoever, Silas

First Mark Zuckerberg revealed himself as a Prophet when he said now he thinks religion is important and then he banned the nipples.

Zen Yogi:  he sounds crackers

Check out JP Sears, Brer Bear.  It gets better.

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