Top of the list of non-rubbish, there's the fact the kids are ok in Houston and that's current as of a few hours ago. They think they're adults but kids often do and they're not my kids but they're close enough to count. The wife in this case is highly-pregnant and did not at all need this test but she is not flooded out yet. This was as of about 2pm Sunday.
Onward to everyone's favorite, the utter raving bullshit:
There's Arizona's most despicable thug sheriff for the leader of the crap news since pardoning him is one more step toward Trump's Totalitarianism with a cop on every street corner and a proctor in every bedroom.
Their non-violent free speech rally was celebrated by driving a car into protesters and was further made proud by the arrest of one of the Unite the Right NAZIs for shooting at protesters. After all those Hitler salutes, they were damn sure NAZIs.
Republicans get pissed off at being called NAZIs but their anemic response to the whitewashing of Charlottesville covers them in the same paint and they do it to suck ass with the extreme right as voters. There's no way to get sleazier than that without moving to a Tijuana cathouse.
Who knows where Clinton has been for all of this as she never seems to show for anything or say a word unless there's a buck in it. She even wrote a book to presumably show how she's Presidential but the way she lives her life shows she's worse than Trump.
Zen Yogi: wtf?
She pretends she is different but she would be right beside him throwing drone bombs for Raytheon and she / Obama were about the same to even more aggressive with nukes.
Hillary Clinton nags on Russian hackers but the only computer she had wits to master was a fucking Blackberry. Better to ask a zoo animal.
Note: this has nothing to do with busting women who do anything with tech and if you don't understand that then watch "Hidden Figures."
Maybe some of you remember the Palm Pilot and what a feat of genius it took to master one.
The Palm Pilot actually worked fairly well and far better than any handheld I have ever used since because it was clear on purpose. Even so, it could still be used by a monkey and hence the advice on going to the monkey cage for getting the accurate gen on Russian hackers.
Zen Yogi: I liked how you could beam your contact information via infrared to someone else in the same meeting or whatever
You are one seriously savvy bear, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I'm smarter than the average park ranger, Silas
No doubt, my bear buddy.
We have prime absurdity from Todd Starnes of Fox News with Now the cultural jihadists are going after Christopher Columbus and, get this, Dolly Parton!
As usual, the patriot doesn't know shit about the history of Columbus or America, for that matter. Who knows where he drew that bilious blather about Dolly Parton. I've never heard that idiocy before.
Zen Yogi: how did he get the job when he's that stupid?
The problem isn't so much stupidity. He's got rabies, mate.
He says we want to whack Dolly Parton? Get the fuck outta town, ya cheeky loon.
The Guardian asks if Democrats will follow Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to the Left but only the Centrist pigdogs of The Guardian would ask such a question since real Democrats have no choice and have known it for quite some time.
Alec Baldwin came back to do the same boring shit he always does because, wtf, how can anything be really funny if you don't bring more ham than Porky Pig. It would be ok if SNL did political material ... if they ever develop the balls for it beyond simple and obvious jokes.
Onward to everyone's favorite, the utter raving bullshit:
There's Arizona's most despicable thug sheriff for the leader of the crap news since pardoning him is one more step toward Trump's Totalitarianism with a cop on every street corner and a proctor in every bedroom.
Their non-violent free speech rally was celebrated by driving a car into protesters and was further made proud by the arrest of one of the Unite the Right NAZIs for shooting at protesters. After all those Hitler salutes, they were damn sure NAZIs.
Republicans get pissed off at being called NAZIs but their anemic response to the whitewashing of Charlottesville covers them in the same paint and they do it to suck ass with the extreme right as voters. There's no way to get sleazier than that without moving to a Tijuana cathouse.
Who knows where Clinton has been for all of this as she never seems to show for anything or say a word unless there's a buck in it. She even wrote a book to presumably show how she's Presidential but the way she lives her life shows she's worse than Trump.
Zen Yogi: wtf?
She pretends she is different but she would be right beside him throwing drone bombs for Raytheon and she / Obama were about the same to even more aggressive with nukes.
Hillary Clinton nags on Russian hackers but the only computer she had wits to master was a fucking Blackberry. Better to ask a zoo animal.
Note: this has nothing to do with busting women who do anything with tech and if you don't understand that then watch "Hidden Figures."
Maybe some of you remember the Palm Pilot and what a feat of genius it took to master one.
The Palm Pilot actually worked fairly well and far better than any handheld I have ever used since because it was clear on purpose. Even so, it could still be used by a monkey and hence the advice on going to the monkey cage for getting the accurate gen on Russian hackers.
Zen Yogi: I liked how you could beam your contact information via infrared to someone else in the same meeting or whatever
You are one seriously savvy bear, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I'm smarter than the average park ranger, Silas
No doubt, my bear buddy.
We have prime absurdity from Todd Starnes of Fox News with Now the cultural jihadists are going after Christopher Columbus and, get this, Dolly Parton!
As usual, the patriot doesn't know shit about the history of Columbus or America, for that matter. Who knows where he drew that bilious blather about Dolly Parton. I've never heard that idiocy before.
Zen Yogi: how did he get the job when he's that stupid?
The problem isn't so much stupidity. He's got rabies, mate.
He says we want to whack Dolly Parton? Get the fuck outta town, ya cheeky loon.
The Guardian asks if Democrats will follow Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren to the Left but only the Centrist pigdogs of The Guardian would ask such a question since real Democrats have no choice and have known it for quite some time.
Alec Baldwin came back to do the same boring shit he always does because, wtf, how can anything be really funny if you don't bring more ham than Porky Pig. It would be ok if SNL did political material ... if they ever develop the balls for it beyond simple and obvious jokes.
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