Tuesday, August 22, 2017

The Logical Flaw in Fiscal Conservatism and Endless War Plus President Flock of Seagulls

The pitch bought by the Fiscal Conservative is Republicans are interested in common sense and we see how much of that they possess in the following cartoon.


Glory

Note:  the above includes President Ritzy Ritz who did exactly the same thing before Trump.  Or there's I'm the Fuckin' War President before him who must have just taken his Viagra.


Here's President Flock of Seagulls when it was his turn to be a fuckin' hero.



Love that one-finger technique on the keyboard (swoons).

Zen Yogi:  you weren't such a fuckin' hero, Silas

Of course I wasn't but you could search for the rest of your life and never find a false claim of valor from me.  There's no claim of any valor nor should there be.



Meanwhile, Democrats are marginalizing the Left like SR-71 Blackbirds on full afterburners.  The Republicans have gone full fundamentalist and wherever there's a lot of religion there's going to be a lot of killing.  It looks like the chances of America escaping the endless war are about the same as Chelsea Clinton ever being voted Miss America.

Chelsea Clinton:  and in closing I would just like to say all I want is world peace.

At that moment produce would start flying at the stage like a tornado hit a cabbage patch.


Zen Yogi:  this isn't cool, Silas

I know, buddy.  It's a fuckin' travesty.  When the CIA dominates both sides, the world is dialed determinedly for war.  All it has to do now is buy them.  Cha ching.


Facebook has become a gigantic, virtual Milgram Experiment and it's remarkable how little it takes for any figure to be considered an authority.  Their singularly assiduous way of adhering to whatever they were told would work well in a kennel but not likely anywhere else.  Their willingness to inflict pain and death on command even exceeds that demonstrated by the original experiment.

Facebook:  I didn't order it!

You didn't say anything about it when it was time.


Zen Yogi:  your last vision of the planet will be Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton shooting fat ass moons at you and the world, Silas

That's why I beg for a nuke war, Yogi.  Anything but any more of those fuckin' nightmarish monstrosities of metabolic imbalance and judgmental incapacity.

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