Saturday, August 19, 2017

ANTIFA Labs is Proud to Introduce the First GMO Dinosaur

ANTIFA Labs is proud to announce GMO Dinosaurs and you only thought flying monkeys were bad; these GMO Dinosaurs will slice you into lunchmeat before you have time to drop your assault rifle.


Zen Yogi:  that's just a bird

Incorrect, Yogi, since the genome has been thoroughly validated and it's been merged with the genome for the modern bird but only the common aspects were replicated.  The original genome of the dinosaur was transcoded precisely for the aspects which were not common to both.

Zen Yogi:  what will they do with their GMO Dinosaur?

It's more like what will they do with them, Yogi, since they are cloning them by the thousands.

Zen Yogi: why?

All of them have been modified with a neural circuit which helps them correctly identify NAZI or KKK flags.  That stimulus elicits an immediate attack response.  They relay an attack signal to each other and then all of them in the area come after you.


Zen Yogi:  that's savage, Silas

Not after they burn their bullshit flags.  Otherwise, the GMO Dinosaurs just squeak and beg for cans of Red Bull.

Zen Yogi:  it gives them wings?

It does and, with that beak, they can penetrate the can and drain it in 2.7 seconds.  They really dig it with vodka although we can't imagine why.

Zen Yogi:  I tried drinking once, Silas

How did it go?

Zen Yogi:  I spent all night in the Jellystone Park Outhouse but they said I had fun before that, at least until I tripped face-first into the buffet table

At least you didn't end up in the newspaper, Yogi.


There is more substantial news from ANTIFA Labs since we are also proud to announce another GMO Snake.  This one was created with a shade of Cop Carpet Grey which makes them difficult to detect in police stations. The latest model was tested recently in Texas.


As you see, the color is an almost perfect match.  (AOL News:  Sneaky creature perfectly camouflages itself on police department's carpet)

The researchers were highly pleased with this evaluation since the identity of the perpetrator was not detected and the color shade went even better than they thought it might.  They hope to make GMO Snake V2 almost invisible.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

They both fit Anitfa's philosophy Peace through Violence.
As professed by thier leader in hdr last interview.
And shown by thier torching cars and breaking windows during the Washington anti Trump rallies in Jan.

Unknown said...

Thanks for that automated response and thanks for doing nothing about wasting Palestine.

Anonymous said...

I am not responsible for Palestine.
And thanks for sidestepping your support of Antifa. I guess thier violence is different.

Unknown said...

Why not when this piece of shit country you say is already bombing everywhere else. I directly support ANTIFA and so what if they torch Trump. It's a public service and they'll do it eventually (shrug).

Anonymous said...

And they so share your anti violence rethoric.
I am sure Ghandi and King would be pround to march with Anitfa and yourself and burn cars and smash windows.
You are such a hypocrit. So much for your alleged CO status.
You only care about violence if it is directed at you

Unknown said...

Your only purpose is to pull me down and has been for years. You often quote miscellaneous bullshit as fact as shown by that invented crap about ANTIFA. Your inferiority problem could have been worked out as humans but you preferred the American approach. They often have inferiority problems but, wtf, they made poor choices so they buy guns and their whangers shrink even more. They're not my problem as finding armor is the problem.

Anonymous said...

Of course I inventrd tbe Antifa crap. The leaders states it in her interviees.

Unknown said...

It's generalized around Charlottesville where that did not happen

Anonymous said...

Her manta is Peace through Violence.
She is very clear on her interviews.
Not generalized and prior to Charlottesville.
Even Wikipedia list the violence caused by Antifa at Trump's inaugraution of smashing windows anf torching cars.
She was quite adamant in her interview violence was a useful tool in Antifa's demonstrations

Unknown said...

Possibly not much difference what she says when Boston stood down the Fascists without a shot fired and the ones who organized all these rallies is apparently now folding them. ANTIFA wins.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the lack of violence at the Boston counter demonstration.
But it still does not erase thier history of destruction and violence.
Overlook it if you want that is your choice. But it will always be there.
And she is proud of it

Anonymous said...

I dont tear you down
I disagree with your politics and selective use of facts.

Unknown said...

You rarely do anything else