When the Twitterites are sending thoughts and prayers, it's a sure bet nothing is happening and they wouldn't do anything about if it even if anything were happening. Praise be the Online Jesus.
CNN is looking for dead people in Houston so they can blame them on Trump. Jake Krapper is making some shit up now in case they don't find any deaders.
Most sound engineers agree, James Clapper sounds a lot like Truman Capote.
Zen Yogi: he's channeling J. Hoobert Heaver
Could be, Yogi. Clapper didn't learn much about writing fiction from him, tho.
Hillary Clinton is eating comfort food after that crap ass book she just released. Meanwhile, there's the bigger question of whether Hillary Clinton's book is such a self-aggrandizing and narcissistic piece of shit that historians such as Cadillac Man will not buy it. Inquiring minds need to know.
Zen Yogi: about the book?
Noooo, since that just whines about Russian hackers for the reprise of a reprise of another reprise. The question is whether Cadillac Man will still buy it.
And Taylor Swift released a song so vacuous even her fans hate it. Little girls and Republican pedos are heartbroken. Facebook was so devastated it crashed and took Instagram with it.
Note: unlike with the emasculated boy bands of today, Taylor Swift can play her own instruments. She gets major points for that since these punk ass boy bands have been too wankish and lazy. Even Bieber plays his own kit.
There's now a boy band game show on the telly and the winners become mini Monkees or some mutated money magneto like that.
Zen Yogi: The Monkees never had sex either
That's why their music sucked or most of it, Yogi. Even then there were Brain Police and they crawled network TV just as they crawl Every Damn Thing today.
Fuckfuhrer Bernhardt: did you say "Fuck" since I thought I heard you say "Fuck" and we will not tolerate "Fuck." Achtung!
Zen Yogi: will Fuckfuhrer Bernardt become part of your troupe, Silas?
Unknown, Yogi, since the word just occurred to me but I like it since America has Fuckfuhrers all over the place.
Zen Yogi: how about a Vaginafuhrer since there are many of those as well?
Vaginas have been turning up in the Corn Flakes lately, Yogi. It might be time to lighten up on that a little bit. I do like the concept, tho, since America may have more Vaginafuhrers than vaginas by now.
Donald Trump pardoned one of the worst Fascists in the country, Joe Arpaio. It's really not news either since Trump has already cemented himself as a Fascist and that will never wash off. He took the whole Republican Party over the cliff with that one since their verbal hat dances don't work anymore. Fascist is binary. You are or you ain't.
However, there is one shocking revelation from the Freedom Phalanx as they tell us new information confirms Ted Nugent caused Steve Ray Vaughn's helicopter crash which killed him.
ML and I were there for one of his last shows at Riverbend in Cincinnati. He died on that tour but not that night. He had dried out of the smack, he had a new love in his life and he was crazy about her, and he played better than you ever heard recorded anywhere.
Zen Yogi: and Ted Nugent killed him?
He did it indirectly by sabotaging the helicopter but, yes, he killed him. All the while Nugent was muttering, "One way or the other I'll get into the Rock Hall of Fame."
Zen Yogi: what is the Freedom Phalanx?
They're partisan guerrillas, Yogi. Such groups are popping up faster than mushrooms after a rain.
Zen Yogi: is that true?
The Zen of News is it's all bullshit, Brer Bear.
Yevette said that was a great conspiracy and of course I thanked her. She said some Twitterite had exclaimed, "Can you imagine the jam with Stevie Ray and Hendrix?"
I told her I can't because they're lead guitarists with hugely different styles. Hendrix loved jazz but Vaughn didn't seem directed that way so much so, no, I can't imagine that. Both of them led trios so they were lead guitarists for much more than twinkly finger work since they were leading every song from start to finish.
She said only a musician would see it like that since it sounds highly cool to anyone else. Maybe so since I love both of them and I don't see how that could work. There's nothing negative in that but rather it's a matter of compatibility. You wouldn't see another piano player in the band with Duke Ellington but that still leaves wide the potential for musicians on other instruments.
Zen Yogi: don't you think this is hateful, Silas?
Nope since I see it as reviewing a bad movie. There's no way this bullshit could be real.
Zen Yogi: do you think your malady is not real?
Nooo, that's real enough but the movie is total crap, buddy. There are NAZIs goose stepping around so Clinton released a book about her melancholy world of victims. How much more Grade "B" melodrama does it need to get, mate.
CNN is looking for dead people in Houston so they can blame them on Trump. Jake Krapper is making some shit up now in case they don't find any deaders.
Most sound engineers agree, James Clapper sounds a lot like Truman Capote.
Zen Yogi: he's channeling J. Hoobert Heaver
Could be, Yogi. Clapper didn't learn much about writing fiction from him, tho.
Hillary Clinton is eating comfort food after that crap ass book she just released. Meanwhile, there's the bigger question of whether Hillary Clinton's book is such a self-aggrandizing and narcissistic piece of shit that historians such as Cadillac Man will not buy it. Inquiring minds need to know.
Zen Yogi: about the book?
Noooo, since that just whines about Russian hackers for the reprise of a reprise of another reprise. The question is whether Cadillac Man will still buy it.
And Taylor Swift released a song so vacuous even her fans hate it. Little girls and Republican pedos are heartbroken. Facebook was so devastated it crashed and took Instagram with it.
Note: unlike with the emasculated boy bands of today, Taylor Swift can play her own instruments. She gets major points for that since these punk ass boy bands have been too wankish and lazy. Even Bieber plays his own kit.
There's now a boy band game show on the telly and the winners become mini Monkees or some mutated money magneto like that.
Zen Yogi: The Monkees never had sex either
That's why their music sucked or most of it, Yogi. Even then there were Brain Police and they crawled network TV just as they crawl Every Damn Thing today.
Fuckfuhrer Bernhardt: did you say "Fuck" since I thought I heard you say "Fuck" and we will not tolerate "Fuck." Achtung!
Zen Yogi: will Fuckfuhrer Bernardt become part of your troupe, Silas?
Unknown, Yogi, since the word just occurred to me but I like it since America has Fuckfuhrers all over the place.
Zen Yogi: how about a Vaginafuhrer since there are many of those as well?
Vaginas have been turning up in the Corn Flakes lately, Yogi. It might be time to lighten up on that a little bit. I do like the concept, tho, since America may have more Vaginafuhrers than vaginas by now.
Donald Trump pardoned one of the worst Fascists in the country, Joe Arpaio. It's really not news either since Trump has already cemented himself as a Fascist and that will never wash off. He took the whole Republican Party over the cliff with that one since their verbal hat dances don't work anymore. Fascist is binary. You are or you ain't.
However, there is one shocking revelation from the Freedom Phalanx as they tell us new information confirms Ted Nugent caused Steve Ray Vaughn's helicopter crash which killed him.
ML and I were there for one of his last shows at Riverbend in Cincinnati. He died on that tour but not that night. He had dried out of the smack, he had a new love in his life and he was crazy about her, and he played better than you ever heard recorded anywhere.
Zen Yogi: and Ted Nugent killed him?
He did it indirectly by sabotaging the helicopter but, yes, he killed him. All the while Nugent was muttering, "One way or the other I'll get into the Rock Hall of Fame."
Zen Yogi: what is the Freedom Phalanx?
They're partisan guerrillas, Yogi. Such groups are popping up faster than mushrooms after a rain.
Zen Yogi: is that true?
The Zen of News is it's all bullshit, Brer Bear.
Yevette said that was a great conspiracy and of course I thanked her. She said some Twitterite had exclaimed, "Can you imagine the jam with Stevie Ray and Hendrix?"
I told her I can't because they're lead guitarists with hugely different styles. Hendrix loved jazz but Vaughn didn't seem directed that way so much so, no, I can't imagine that. Both of them led trios so they were lead guitarists for much more than twinkly finger work since they were leading every song from start to finish.
She said only a musician would see it like that since it sounds highly cool to anyone else. Maybe so since I love both of them and I don't see how that could work. There's nothing negative in that but rather it's a matter of compatibility. You wouldn't see another piano player in the band with Duke Ellington but that still leaves wide the potential for musicians on other instruments.
Zen Yogi: don't you think this is hateful, Silas?
Nope since I see it as reviewing a bad movie. There's no way this bullshit could be real.
Zen Yogi: do you think your malady is not real?
Nooo, that's real enough but the movie is total crap, buddy. There are NAZIs goose stepping around so Clinton released a book about her melancholy world of victims. How much more Grade "B" melodrama does it need to get, mate.
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