Simon LeGreedyGreed: what dignity do you bring to death when you hang out with a cartoon bear?
Take it easy before you blow a turnip, Simon, as Zen Yogi is a highly dignified cartoon bear.
Zen Yogi: thank you, Silas. Did you tell him about how Linda and I like to go skinny dipping in Ranger Rick's swimming pool?
No but I'm sure you too did it in a dignified way.
Zen Yogi: am I really a cartoon, Silas?
You are far more than a cartoon when people remember and love you for seventy years or so.
Zen Yogi: will I die, Silas?
Noooo, Yogi. That won't ever happen.
Zen Yogi: why not?
We won't let you, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: again why not, Silas?
Because we need your love more than we need artificially-imposed constraints on reality.
Zen Yogi: I'm sure nobody wants those ... whatever they are
I noticed today that one of my prescriptions is for a Vitamin D supplement.
Zen Yogi: so what?
That's the joke, see?
Zen Yogi: oh, of course. How droll, Silas.
I also checked out morphine and confirmed 15 mg is a light dose as it is medically valid to take up to 30 mg every three to four hours for a maximum of 1600 mg per day.
Zen Yogi: sorry, Silas, since this isn't exciting me like KFC Chicken
It would be extremely strange if it did, Yogi. Maybe somewhat more interesting is I discovered splitting the tabs is a bad since they work on a timed release and splitting them defeats that. Breaking the release timing by crushing pills is how Oxycontin addicts get the big bang and the big addiction.
Zen Yogi: death with dignity is holding off for as long as possible on becoming an opiated catatonic?
That's a large part of it, Yogi. To sustain any relationship with you requires it.
Zen Yogi: are you a martyr to something, Silas?
Noooo, it's how I choose to live this part of my life. For many, writing is a punishment but it's a complicated pleasure with me.
Zen Yogi: and seeing Ithaka pop a million reads wouldn't be too bad either?
That's it, Yogi. Sometimes things which mean the least turn out to mean the most.
Zen Yogi: maybe that's a little too Zen, Brer Silas
It's taken three or four years of my life and now apparently the last of it to do that, Yogi. It's accelerating since almost a thousand read it today. They like you, my furry bear buddy.
Zen Yogi: awww, gosh
Zen Yogi: what does "Roll Over Beethoven" have to do with any of this?
I got a rocking pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I caught it off the writer
Sittin' down by the rhythm reviews
Roll over Beethoven
We're rockin' in two by two
- Chuck Berry
Zen Yogi: you just need a shot of rhythm and blues?
Everybody needs that shot, Yogi.
Take it easy before you blow a turnip, Simon, as Zen Yogi is a highly dignified cartoon bear.
Zen Yogi: thank you, Silas. Did you tell him about how Linda and I like to go skinny dipping in Ranger Rick's swimming pool?
No but I'm sure you too did it in a dignified way.
Zen Yogi: am I really a cartoon, Silas?
You are far more than a cartoon when people remember and love you for seventy years or so.
Zen Yogi: will I die, Silas?
Noooo, Yogi. That won't ever happen.
Zen Yogi: why not?
We won't let you, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: again why not, Silas?
Because we need your love more than we need artificially-imposed constraints on reality.
Zen Yogi: I'm sure nobody wants those ... whatever they are
I noticed today that one of my prescriptions is for a Vitamin D supplement.
Zen Yogi: so what?
That's the joke, see?
Zen Yogi: oh, of course. How droll, Silas.
I also checked out morphine and confirmed 15 mg is a light dose as it is medically valid to take up to 30 mg every three to four hours for a maximum of 1600 mg per day.
Zen Yogi: sorry, Silas, since this isn't exciting me like KFC Chicken
It would be extremely strange if it did, Yogi. Maybe somewhat more interesting is I discovered splitting the tabs is a bad since they work on a timed release and splitting them defeats that. Breaking the release timing by crushing pills is how Oxycontin addicts get the big bang and the big addiction.
Zen Yogi: death with dignity is holding off for as long as possible on becoming an opiated catatonic?
That's a large part of it, Yogi. To sustain any relationship with you requires it.
Zen Yogi: are you a martyr to something, Silas?
Noooo, it's how I choose to live this part of my life. For many, writing is a punishment but it's a complicated pleasure with me.
Zen Yogi: and seeing Ithaka pop a million reads wouldn't be too bad either?
That's it, Yogi. Sometimes things which mean the least turn out to mean the most.
Zen Yogi: maybe that's a little too Zen, Brer Silas
It's taken three or four years of my life and now apparently the last of it to do that, Yogi. It's accelerating since almost a thousand read it today. They like you, my furry bear buddy.
Zen Yogi: awww, gosh
Zen Yogi: what does "Roll Over Beethoven" have to do with any of this?
I got a rocking pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I caught it off the writer
Sittin' down by the rhythm reviews
Roll over Beethoven
We're rockin' in two by two
- Chuck Berry
Zen Yogi: you just need a shot of rhythm and blues?
Everybody needs that shot, Yogi.
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