The Mayor of Hell has seen how many Christians rejoice in condemning gay people to Hell and, thus, he decided straight people really do not need to be here so he banned them.
"Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell," the notice reads. "Now, the heterosexuals are trying to take this from us, too. As of today, I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of this town."
- Mayor Elijah Daniel of Hell
Zen Yogi: what does he mean by radical heterosexuals?
There's at least one in the White House now, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: the Mayor has banned the President?
Wouldn't you if you could, bear buddy?
The President is just like a rich tourist and he's welcome if he spends money but then he needs to get the hell out. This President never brings money so he's likely to be banned in more places than "Tropic of Cancer" at the rate he's going.
Ref: "Tropic of Cancer" by Henry Miller was made famous when it was Banned in Boston. That banning almost invariably made a book a bestseller anywhere else and it again shows the genius of censorship.
As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.
- @elijahdaniel
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town.
- @elijahdaniel
Zen Yogi: I bet they won't bake cakes for straight people either
Maybe they could but they ought to put vinegar in the cakes to match the demeanor of the radical heterosexuals.
Zen Yogi: that's evil, Silas
Don't you think they deserve it after all the nasty things radical heterosexuals have done?
Zen Yogi: come to think of it, you're right, Silas. How about putting ant eggs in the cakes? The radical heterosexual can't bitch because we will tell them at the time of purchase the cakes are organic.
That's creative and highly-demonic, Yogi. Most impressive.
"Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell," the notice reads. "Now, the heterosexuals are trying to take this from us, too. As of today, I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of this town."
- Mayor Elijah Daniel of Hell
Zen Yogi: what does he mean by radical heterosexuals?
There's at least one in the White House now, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: the Mayor has banned the President?
Wouldn't you if you could, bear buddy?
The President is just like a rich tourist and he's welcome if he spends money but then he needs to get the hell out. This President never brings money so he's likely to be banned in more places than "Tropic of Cancer" at the rate he's going.
Ref: "Tropic of Cancer" by Henry Miller was made famous when it was Banned in Boston. That banning almost invariably made a book a bestseller anywhere else and it again shows the genius of censorship.
As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.
- @elijahdaniel
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town.
- @elijahdaniel
Zen Yogi: I bet they won't bake cakes for straight people either
Maybe they could but they ought to put vinegar in the cakes to match the demeanor of the radical heterosexuals.
Zen Yogi: that's evil, Silas
Don't you think they deserve it after all the nasty things radical heterosexuals have done?
Zen Yogi: come to think of it, you're right, Silas. How about putting ant eggs in the cakes? The radical heterosexual can't bitch because we will tell them at the time of purchase the cakes are organic.
That's creative and highly-demonic, Yogi. Most impressive.
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