Zen Yogi: what is a Fugacious Feminist, Silas?
She's fugacious; she's quondam
She doesn't have a fuckin' clue
but all she knows of pubic hair
she wants to share with you
- The Colonel
The Guardian: The bald truth about shaving off pubic hair
Zen Yogi: I still don't know what it means
There are feminists who believe in peace and non-violence and there are fugacious feminists who don't mind drone-bombing children.
Zen Yogi: now I see what quondam liberal means as well
Yep, same thing. Liberals want peace but quondam liberals don't give a fuck.
Zen Yogi: I don't think I will worry anymore about being so trivial because I steal pic-a-nic baskets
I wouldn't worry at all, Yogi, since Eva Wiseman is the same one who wrote about giving up sex and then gave advice on it.
Zen Yogi: it sounds like she is a few pepperonis shy of a full pizza
See, this is what happens when people eat gluten-free food, Yogi. That makes them refuse to eat the pizza and the consequence is they have zero pepperonis.
Zen Yogi: I thought gluten-free was important
Nooo, it's unhealthy, mate. Bread and pasta are among the Perfect Foods since there's almost no way to screw them up.
Zen Yogi: until you take the gluten out?
That's a roger, Yogi. It was the only way to make Wonder Bread even less nutritive.
Zen Yogi: you don't even want to know how much pubic hair I've got
You're right, Yogi, as I'm quite sure I don't. My guess is one hell of a lot.
Zen Yogi: that's true, Silas, and can you guess what happens when I try to shave it?
You cut yourself and spring a leak? Did you do that?
Zen Yogi: no, that was Booboo. He thought it would make him hip with the chicks.
Did it work?
Zen Yogi: nah, he cut himself and he was bleeding like a redneck who tries to use his penis to catch catfish
Was his penis ok after that, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: I can't say for sure since I don't know if it was ok before he tried that stupid stunt
Actually I have seen video of a redneck doing that, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: did he end up bloody and wounded from it?
He didn't and he caught the catfish too. It was a small one, tho. Any bigger than that and he would have wound up the new Caitlyn Jenner.
Zen Yogi: I don't think we really need the Zen of catfish baiting with your penis
Maybe it could work out with those who worry about pubic hair.
Zen Yogi: throw that one the fish as you need to let this one go
That fish is flyin', Brer Bear.
She's fugacious; she's quondam
She doesn't have a fuckin' clue
but all she knows of pubic hair
she wants to share with you
- The Colonel
The Guardian: The bald truth about shaving off pubic hair
Zen Yogi: I still don't know what it means
There are feminists who believe in peace and non-violence and there are fugacious feminists who don't mind drone-bombing children.
Zen Yogi: now I see what quondam liberal means as well
Yep, same thing. Liberals want peace but quondam liberals don't give a fuck.
Zen Yogi: I don't think I will worry anymore about being so trivial because I steal pic-a-nic baskets
I wouldn't worry at all, Yogi, since Eva Wiseman is the same one who wrote about giving up sex and then gave advice on it.
Zen Yogi: it sounds like she is a few pepperonis shy of a full pizza
See, this is what happens when people eat gluten-free food, Yogi. That makes them refuse to eat the pizza and the consequence is they have zero pepperonis.
Zen Yogi: I thought gluten-free was important
Nooo, it's unhealthy, mate. Bread and pasta are among the Perfect Foods since there's almost no way to screw them up.
Zen Yogi: until you take the gluten out?
That's a roger, Yogi. It was the only way to make Wonder Bread even less nutritive.
Zen Yogi: you don't even want to know how much pubic hair I've got
You're right, Yogi, as I'm quite sure I don't. My guess is one hell of a lot.
Zen Yogi: that's true, Silas, and can you guess what happens when I try to shave it?
You cut yourself and spring a leak? Did you do that?
Zen Yogi: no, that was Booboo. He thought it would make him hip with the chicks.
Did it work?
Zen Yogi: nah, he cut himself and he was bleeding like a redneck who tries to use his penis to catch catfish
Was his penis ok after that, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: I can't say for sure since I don't know if it was ok before he tried that stupid stunt
Actually I have seen video of a redneck doing that, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: did he end up bloody and wounded from it?
He didn't and he caught the catfish too. It was a small one, tho. Any bigger than that and he would have wound up the new Caitlyn Jenner.
Zen Yogi: I don't think we really need the Zen of catfish baiting with your penis
Maybe it could work out with those who worry about pubic hair.
Zen Yogi: throw that one the fish as you need to let this one go
That fish is flyin', Brer Bear.
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