There's so much moral outrage around today, you could have a week-long S&M festival with it and still have enough left over to supply MSM for life. Bloom County wants to assure you moral outrage can still be expressed for the same low price. For only five dollars, Opus will listen to your crazy shit and who can deny the value of that.
Of course, if you do deny that value there's the Umbrage Department down the hall and we assume they offer their service for the same low price. It looks like they will need to be conversant in Spanish.
Zen Yogi: what if Bill the Cat is running it?
They can't go wrong, Yogi, since Bill the Cat can easily give them more reasons for Umbrage so they can keep coming back for more and experience the same joy joy vibe over and over.
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