"A Schizophrenic Talking to a Wall" was written around 1975 and Barbie read it then concluded our ol' Dad must see it. On seeing it, his reaction was more, more.
Of course I didn't do it because then they would figure me out and they would send the ambulance to lock me up in a nuthouse.
Zen Yogi: I just have one question so I ask am I the Schizophrenic or the Wall?
I thought of you and it amused me, mate, because this is the same thing.
Zen Yogi: is this the TV definition of schizophrenia in which you switch personalities like applications on an iPhone?
Yep since that makes it more approachable.
Zen Yogi: do you actually have schizophrenia, Silas?
No as the TV definition of it isn't anywhere near as bad as the real disease.
The sibs have thought I was crazy for as long as I have had sibs but that only shows they didn't get it, whatever this may be.
Zen Yogi: you're still thinking autism?
Who else talks to a Wall, mate (larfs).
The situation with Barbie and the story was a few years after the Army and there was a huge crazy escalation after G.I. Joe days since things which might have seemed to make sense before that didn't make any sense at all after.
Zen Yogi: so you don't relate to people but you can relate to a Wall?
Sure because, see, that makes sense, right?
Zen Yogi: does the Wall talk back?
You are doing it now, my furry buddy.
Zen Yogi: so I am the Wall then?
You are everything, Zen Master. Everything is everything, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: then I can be the Schizophrenic as well?
No problem. There's also Queen Hot Lips Kingsford-Troutbottom, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I'll pass on Queen Hot Lips. She's the one in Connecticut, right?
That's her, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: definite pass on that, Silas. You know how it goes with political candidates: can't kill 'em; can't eat 'em
Zen Yogi: are you sure Mephisto isn't jingling yer jangles somewhat?
That wacky demonic prankster may be trying that, Yogi, but it's within acceptable limits. I don't think he's jangling thought or at least not too much.
How about this, Yogi: Hillary Clinton is obviously Republican since that hausfrau harridan never had an original thought in her life.
Zen Yogi: that sounds like Silas
Do you think getting validation from a cartoon is crazy, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: I'm a cartoon?
We're all cartoons, mate.
Of course I didn't do it because then they would figure me out and they would send the ambulance to lock me up in a nuthouse.
Zen Yogi: I just have one question so I ask am I the Schizophrenic or the Wall?
I thought of you and it amused me, mate, because this is the same thing.
Zen Yogi: is this the TV definition of schizophrenia in which you switch personalities like applications on an iPhone?
Yep since that makes it more approachable.
Zen Yogi: do you actually have schizophrenia, Silas?
No as the TV definition of it isn't anywhere near as bad as the real disease.
The sibs have thought I was crazy for as long as I have had sibs but that only shows they didn't get it, whatever this may be.
Zen Yogi: you're still thinking autism?
Who else talks to a Wall, mate (larfs).
The situation with Barbie and the story was a few years after the Army and there was a huge crazy escalation after G.I. Joe days since things which might have seemed to make sense before that didn't make any sense at all after.
Zen Yogi: so you don't relate to people but you can relate to a Wall?
Sure because, see, that makes sense, right?
Zen Yogi: does the Wall talk back?
You are doing it now, my furry buddy.
Zen Yogi: so I am the Wall then?
You are everything, Zen Master. Everything is everything, Brer Bear.
Zen Yogi: then I can be the Schizophrenic as well?
No problem. There's also Queen Hot Lips Kingsford-Troutbottom, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: I'll pass on Queen Hot Lips. She's the one in Connecticut, right?
That's her, Yogi.
Zen Yogi: definite pass on that, Silas. You know how it goes with political candidates: can't kill 'em; can't eat 'em
Zen Yogi: are you sure Mephisto isn't jingling yer jangles somewhat?
That wacky demonic prankster may be trying that, Yogi, but it's within acceptable limits. I don't think he's jangling thought or at least not too much.
How about this, Yogi: Hillary Clinton is obviously Republican since that hausfrau harridan never had an original thought in her life.
Zen Yogi: that sounds like Silas
Do you think getting validation from a cartoon is crazy, Yogi?
Zen Yogi: I'm a cartoon?
We're all cartoons, mate.
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