"Mississippi Orange and the Homegirl" #Poetry

Mississippi Orange swatted the Interloper
and shocked that bullying cow
as she will tolerate the Interloper's presence
but don't come fuckin' with my chow
The Homegirl was just watching
she gets a bowl all to herself
but then I pour another
for Orange on a different shelf

Timid Grey always comes behind her
She and Orange get along so well
but they see that Grey Interloper
and that bitch can go to hell
She ran off Gabriela
and the court will not forgive
so when the Interloper comes around
they will always get combative

We don't know where the Grey One goes
and, frankly, we don't care
but should she be silly enough to return
she should expect a damn good scare
and that's how it goes on the porch
where it had rained but now is better
they all know how the script plays out
usually doing it to the letter

The Interloper will keep trying
she's fat and pushy and wants her fill
but she shouldn't fuck with street cats
since there's no way she eats until
they push away for their busy days
where they must really not be late
since there's plenty here for everyone
and that bitch can fucking wait

- Colonel Arbuthnot Jones


Cast:

Grey Interloper / Hillary Clinton
Mississippi Orange / Tulsi Gabbard
Homegirl / Maggie May
Timid Grey / Alan Kurdi

Zen Yogi:  why is Mississippi Orange played by Tulsi Gabbard?

She shares, mate.