We don't know Erin Andrews but we know she has fifty-five million dollar boobs, that ruling came in a courtroom yesterday.
Holy mackerel, buddy. That's $27.5 million per boobie, huh?
Yah, I know the story, what the creep did was heinous but lots of heinous things happen in the world and the victim isn't paid anything like that much money.
Later I found out who she was ... and I still wasn't impressed. She's a blondie sportscaster and, if anything, that makes her boobies worth less. That's it? You're a plastic blondie Cosell??
Lady, I knew Cosell and you ain't no Cosell. I hope some of you know the friendship between Howard Cosell and Muhammad Ali and these men showed the kind of friendship which goes into legends.
And then there's Erin Andrews and her fifty-five million dollar boobs. Her legend will wind up in People magazine.
Pfft.
The part that got me rolling was when Kannafoot came up to her defense and the man isn't usually confused on such things but he's definitely still got some testosterone toasting instead of brain waves waving.
For me, she is attractive but not beautiful, rather she is another blondie Stepford clone just like Megyn Kelly or a million others. Some of them are even intelligent. Ted Cruz' wife isn't but some of them are and yet none of them accomplish much of anything.
The amusing part with Ted Cruz is he wanted a trophy wife and, like Donald Trump, now he is stuck with her. Listen to Cruz' wife and get religion quickly as you thank God you are not married to her. She would be the first FLOTUS to count on her fingers. Of course, so does Cruz so they make a match for each other.
So, the comedy part with Kannafoot is the GOP has traditionally opposed massive lawsuits as rigorously as they have rejected peace and feeding children. (Sure it's cheap but not that much)
Surely someone is aware of how the GOP has hounded tort reform as one of the major failings in America because lawsuits are such a threat to corporate America. Of course they would be when there's such criminal intent in much of what corporate America does. Rather than fixing it, they try to protect it.
Except when it comes to Erin Andrews' boobs.
Um, Kannafoot, love you, pal, but this is twisted!
My purpose isn't to bash Erin Andrews gratuitously as I sincerely don't get much interested by that Hollywood blonde stereotype. If you really get off on that, let's go back to find Tuesday Weld. Now there's a blondie I sure wanted to follow home but she's one of the few because they turned into drones after that.
The first one who comes to my mind as a 'real woman' is Susan Sarandon and she doesn't look at all like a Hollywood stereotype as she radiates intelligence, vibrancy, sexuality, and liveness. I've had a crush on her since "Rocky Horror Picture Show" but she's much, much more than a crush. A new thing we have come to love about her is she has no use whatsoever for Hillary Clinton. Hear, hear, Susan!
Sexiest of all to me are intelligent women because they're interesting, challenging, and often unpredictable ... unless you really know them but sometimes not even then because these women will never fall into the drone category. These women make sparks and when they can do that in your mind you can be damn sure they can do that in your bedroom.
Intelligent women are exciting. Right, mates? Yah, of course I am.
If Raquel Welch was a stereotype then it was one she created and, oh yah, she has an IQ of 180.
(Ed: are her boobies worth fifty-five million?)
Buddy boy, unless the boobies are made out of solid 24K gold, they're not worth fifty-five million dollars!
But the mind is priceless. Which man jack out there will tell me he fell in love with a woman's boobies. Maybe that's what he spotted first but her eyes are why he makes the move.
I know even if you didn't do that then you wouldn't tell me but still I know that anyone with a brain larger than a peanut doesn't marry for boob love but for her mind. Many women don't believe that but we've done a crap job of telling them, haven't we, gents. No wonder them bitches be insecure, matey.
(Ed: are you deliberately offensive?)
Nah, it comes naturally (larfs).
What will this boobie settlement likely do for a woman's self-image ... all together now: it will do fuck all. (Limey for it won't do any good thing)
Holy mackerel, buddy. That's $27.5 million per boobie, huh?
Yah, I know the story, what the creep did was heinous but lots of heinous things happen in the world and the victim isn't paid anything like that much money.
Later I found out who she was ... and I still wasn't impressed. She's a blondie sportscaster and, if anything, that makes her boobies worth less. That's it? You're a plastic blondie Cosell??
Lady, I knew Cosell and you ain't no Cosell. I hope some of you know the friendship between Howard Cosell and Muhammad Ali and these men showed the kind of friendship which goes into legends.
And then there's Erin Andrews and her fifty-five million dollar boobs. Her legend will wind up in People magazine.
Pfft.
The part that got me rolling was when Kannafoot came up to her defense and the man isn't usually confused on such things but he's definitely still got some testosterone toasting instead of brain waves waving.
For me, she is attractive but not beautiful, rather she is another blondie Stepford clone just like Megyn Kelly or a million others. Some of them are even intelligent. Ted Cruz' wife isn't but some of them are and yet none of them accomplish much of anything.
The amusing part with Ted Cruz is he wanted a trophy wife and, like Donald Trump, now he is stuck with her. Listen to Cruz' wife and get religion quickly as you thank God you are not married to her. She would be the first FLOTUS to count on her fingers. Of course, so does Cruz so they make a match for each other.
So, the comedy part with Kannafoot is the GOP has traditionally opposed massive lawsuits as rigorously as they have rejected peace and feeding children. (Sure it's cheap but not that much)
Surely someone is aware of how the GOP has hounded tort reform as one of the major failings in America because lawsuits are such a threat to corporate America. Of course they would be when there's such criminal intent in much of what corporate America does. Rather than fixing it, they try to protect it.
Except when it comes to Erin Andrews' boobs.
Um, Kannafoot, love you, pal, but this is twisted!
My purpose isn't to bash Erin Andrews gratuitously as I sincerely don't get much interested by that Hollywood blonde stereotype. If you really get off on that, let's go back to find Tuesday Weld. Now there's a blondie I sure wanted to follow home but she's one of the few because they turned into drones after that.
The first one who comes to my mind as a 'real woman' is Susan Sarandon and she doesn't look at all like a Hollywood stereotype as she radiates intelligence, vibrancy, sexuality, and liveness. I've had a crush on her since "Rocky Horror Picture Show" but she's much, much more than a crush. A new thing we have come to love about her is she has no use whatsoever for Hillary Clinton. Hear, hear, Susan!
Sexiest of all to me are intelligent women because they're interesting, challenging, and often unpredictable ... unless you really know them but sometimes not even then because these women will never fall into the drone category. These women make sparks and when they can do that in your mind you can be damn sure they can do that in your bedroom.
Intelligent women are exciting. Right, mates? Yah, of course I am.
If Raquel Welch was a stereotype then it was one she created and, oh yah, she has an IQ of 180.
(Ed: are her boobies worth fifty-five million?)
Buddy boy, unless the boobies are made out of solid 24K gold, they're not worth fifty-five million dollars!
But the mind is priceless. Which man jack out there will tell me he fell in love with a woman's boobies. Maybe that's what he spotted first but her eyes are why he makes the move.
I know even if you didn't do that then you wouldn't tell me but still I know that anyone with a brain larger than a peanut doesn't marry for boob love but for her mind. Many women don't believe that but we've done a crap job of telling them, haven't we, gents. No wonder them bitches be insecure, matey.
(Ed: are you deliberately offensive?)
Nah, it comes naturally (larfs).
What will this boobie settlement likely do for a woman's self-image ... all together now: it will do fuck all. (Limey for it won't do any good thing)
10 comments:
The settlement is obscene in the amount. But as long as lawyers are the preponderance of politicians and the make the laws torte reform will never happen.
What is also obscene is your trashing of a lady that did nothing wrong but take a shower
And have it sent all over the internet by some creep.
Exactly, its not about "boobies" its about right to privacy.
No disagreement on the one who did it and they can put him on a meat hook and send him off as animal feed. No, I don't mean that but it's the level of contempt.
The girl is hardly an innocent bystander in the trial even if she was grossly victimized in the crime. For her to consider standing up to say her boobs are worth fifty-five million is another obscenity.
The tube is crawling with pseudo-starlets who keep screaming about equal rights but every damn one of them is knockout gorgeous so what kind of equality do they mean exactly. Gorgeous is only relative as they really are not that beautiful to me. Sigourney Weaver is another one who is authentic and that, in my view, is inherently exciting.
The additional obscenity and more of a laughingstock for Europe is anyone's idea that nudity in anyone is worth even a tiny fraction of the settlement. The invasion of her room is a gross obscenity but the actual content of the crime is relatively trivial.
Ela, Ela (larfs). This is America. There is no right to privacy and the last vestige of it went down the toilet with the Patriot Act.
Privacy? Yer killin' me! (larfs)
It must have been the way she wasn't dressed at forces guy to put her on the internet how the hell is she not an innocent bystander
PS. I really dont care what Europe thinks. They are the same self righteous people that said send your refugees then treat them like animals to live in squalor of the camps.
You have a pack of the same right-wing extremists over there as over here. That problem is global and it doesn't characterize America any more than it characterizes Europe but neither place seems to know what to do about it.
Germany was probably doing the best for taking in refugees but the extremists finally backed Merkel down and she's probably out of a job for doing it.
I don't see much difference between Euro and America on rejecting refugees but Euro gets partial credit for at least trying for a while in some places.
She's not an innocent bystander in the courtroom and she stood by with the valuation the offense was worth fifty-five million dollars. There's no disagreement the one who did was a miserable slime and it's not my point. That doesn't absolve of her any wild ass response she makes.
Ans based it on lost earning potential. Thats a lawyer thing not a client. She just wants them to answer. She will never receive much money over this. 51% of the judgement is from the pervert who has no money and 49% is the hotel that will spend millions in legal fees to avoid paying it.
It's a foul business and no-one comes away from it with a sweet, rosy scent. Reality is hard to find when people grasp for so much. Lost earning potential is rubbish as, if anything, the publicity makes her worth more. Releasing porno sure did Kardashian no harm.
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