Thursday, July 23, 2015

It's One Thing To Be a Dumb Ass

It's another thing to brag about being a dumb ass.  Todd Fassler was bitten by a rattlesnake after trying to take a selfie with said snake.  Possibly this is sufficient evidence he is a dumb ass.

In case you're not sure, Todd Fassler has now posted a hospital bill for $153,000 due to said selfie-driven rattlesnake bite.  There's the brag for the big score.  (Washington Post: This $153,000 rattlesnake bite is everything wrong with American health care)

For the dumb ass trifecta, we have Christopher Ingraham using the matter for a discussion of what's wrong with health care.

Say there, Chris.  Boobie.  Let's review.  Rattlesnakes bite.  A rattlesnake bit Todd Fassler.  Unless Todd Fassler did not know rattlesnakes bite then I submit this is reasonable and sufficient evidence he is a dumb ass.  Therefore, I further submit the problem is only secondarily one of exorbitant costs in the medical system and is primarily a problem with fucking idiots.


Even though Todd Fassler is a dumb ass, we wouldn't wish a rattlesnake bite on anyone ... except people who post pictures of themselves as a couple for profile pictures in online networks.  Definitely chuck them into a pit full of snakes.  If they post pictures of their kid as a profile pic instead, chuck the kid in with them.  These people should not reproduce.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW a liberal in favor of forced sterilization
Can we put an IQ test at puberty those below,a set limit are sterilized
That should eliminate the need for snake pits
Also in time eliminate liberals as an added benefit

Unknown said...

Liberals support Clinton so I'm definitely not a liberal. Most of them are useless and should be strapped to the railroad tracks in the hot summer sun and then run over by a speeding locomotive.

Anonymous said...

for someone who doesnt believe in capital punishment You sure eliminate undesireables as fast as Stalin

Unknown said...

Tell me you don't have a list of people who shouldn't be ground up and fed to livestock!

Anonymous said...

WOW that I think was a trick used by Hussiens kids
I have a long list of people that I would rather not have to deal with. But killing them nah

Unknown said...

Come on, get with the spirit. I saw a cop punching a woman in the kidneys yesterday. You can do whatever you want, no matter how nasty it is!

Anonymous said...

You rank as the most violent pacifist out there

Unknown said...

I'd be a fool to deny it. The evidence is clear from the long trail of dead and mangled bodies behind me!

Anonymous said...

is it any different to think of the act than to actually commit. I would suggest it only makes a difference to the intended victim.