Welcome to Facebook science and this is the kiddie version of "Vaxxed" but it comes from the same people who are in touch with superior science which permits them to override with great authority the medical wisdom of the time.
(Ed: nothing has come from "Vaxxed" except infectious diseases!)
Right, my man ... but ... get you some oregano and you won't have any more reason to fear. You won't get autism and you won't get any icky viruses either. Why, if you have some oregano and a pile of organic food, you should never get sick from anything.
(Ed: if you actually believe this, we are going to hunt you down!)
The hell of it isn't that we believe it (we don't) but rather there are many who do and many more than accept the obviously false premises of anti-vaxx.
If oregano really had any therapeutic powers relative to anti-viral properties, no Greek would ever get a cold. They even put oregano on potato chips ... and it's great. I was completely addicted to them over there but I have not been able to find them anywhere here or in England since Brits don't seem to fancy them either.
Note: that's yer million-dollar business idea for the day. A small investment today could yield high-calorie benefits in the future. The oregano potato chips market in America is yet to be tapped. Just think as now you will be able to present potato chips as a health food and people on Facebook will believe it.
The campaign:
Viruses cause cancer and oregano has great protective properties against cancer.
Therefore ... to stay cancer-free, eat Laura Scudder's Oregano Potato Chips.
Do it for your children.
(Ed: that last was cheap!)
It's Madison Avenue. What else would you expect from them. They're the same ones who try to convince you Hillary Clinton would be a competent President. I rest my case.
(Ed: nothing has come from "Vaxxed" except infectious diseases!)
Right, my man ... but ... get you some oregano and you won't have any more reason to fear. You won't get autism and you won't get any icky viruses either. Why, if you have some oregano and a pile of organic food, you should never get sick from anything.
(Ed: if you actually believe this, we are going to hunt you down!)
The hell of it isn't that we believe it (we don't) but rather there are many who do and many more than accept the obviously false premises of anti-vaxx.
If oregano really had any therapeutic powers relative to anti-viral properties, no Greek would ever get a cold. They even put oregano on potato chips ... and it's great. I was completely addicted to them over there but I have not been able to find them anywhere here or in England since Brits don't seem to fancy them either.
Note: that's yer million-dollar business idea for the day. A small investment today could yield high-calorie benefits in the future. The oregano potato chips market in America is yet to be tapped. Just think as now you will be able to present potato chips as a health food and people on Facebook will believe it.
The campaign:
Viruses cause cancer and oregano has great protective properties against cancer.
Therefore ... to stay cancer-free, eat Laura Scudder's Oregano Potato Chips.
Do it for your children.
(Ed: that last was cheap!)
It's Madison Avenue. What else would you expect from them. They're the same ones who try to convince you Hillary Clinton would be a competent President. I rest my case.
6 comments:
No offense but I am not taking investment idea from a broke dude. There is a reason it is untapped. They sound nasty wether they are or not.
Could be missing out on a ground-floor opportunity. You could be the King of American Oregano Potato Chips.
I don't like potato chips much unless I want a big ass blast of salt. I can eat a few and walk away. Oregano chips aren't like that so much and they are so dayum good! If I could get some right now, I would do it.
Ok So I sell at least one bag every once in a ganja moon
Lays sells them along with Feta Cheese chips
I saw them from Lays but they're shipped from Greece! I think it worked out to be four bucks and change per bag for ten of them. Whew!
Greece proves a market for them exists. They aren't some specialty item over there as you will see oregano chips all over the place. The really weird is when an American maker like Lays presumably builds a plant over there to make them but doesn't think there's a market for them here.
Greeks have different taste buds??
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