The first time it happened was in Shawnee, Oklahoma, and there was about $10,000 in damage. (AOL: Employees at Oklahoma Burger King bust out windows after prank call)
The second time was in Morro Bay, California, and this time the employees did about $35,000 in damage. The assistant manager even tried to help by driving his car into the side of the Burger King building. (KSBY: Morro Bay Burger King sustains $35,000 in damages)
This time it was in Coon Rapids, Minnesota, and they even got video from someone with a cellphone watching from outside. (RT: Whopper mistake: Prankster tricks Burger King staff into smashing windows (VIDEO))
For one time it's a prank and the Feds probably don't notice it but now it's one step short of a full-panic Fox News conspiracy in which the Buffalo People are going to rise up to kill us all.
Oh, you think we're kidding ...
In the late Eighteenth Century, Indians taught the early explorers how to meld with the Buffalo Spirit and appreciate the Oneness with the Earth.
In time, these special people hybridized with the buffalo through a mystical Indian process and they remain today, cleverly hidden.
They have been waiting because they remember when white men rode on transcontinental railway trains and shot buffalo from the windows.
For this reason, the Buffalo People have chosen Burger King for the target of their operation and also because Burger King has been serving buffalo for years and calling it Angus beef.
End the buffalo carnage ... and the broken windows ... stop eating at Burger King.
There is one teeny tiny problem with Fox News getting all hysterical as they so annoyingly do and that teeny tiny problem is the pranksters are busted almost for sure. To pull it off in multiple cities, they're communicating somehow. Unless they use smoke signals, the Feds will be able to find what they did. For one or two pranks, those fat ass Feds were probably too lazy to look but the kids have gone for the trifecta and now it's the Irish Sweepstakes ... except with buffalo.
The second time was in Morro Bay, California, and this time the employees did about $35,000 in damage. The assistant manager even tried to help by driving his car into the side of the Burger King building. (KSBY: Morro Bay Burger King sustains $35,000 in damages)
This time it was in Coon Rapids, Minnesota, and they even got video from someone with a cellphone watching from outside. (RT: Whopper mistake: Prankster tricks Burger King staff into smashing windows (VIDEO))
For one time it's a prank and the Feds probably don't notice it but now it's one step short of a full-panic Fox News conspiracy in which the Buffalo People are going to rise up to kill us all.
Oh, you think we're kidding ...
In the late Eighteenth Century, Indians taught the early explorers how to meld with the Buffalo Spirit and appreciate the Oneness with the Earth.
In time, these special people hybridized with the buffalo through a mystical Indian process and they remain today, cleverly hidden.
They have been waiting because they remember when white men rode on transcontinental railway trains and shot buffalo from the windows.
For this reason, the Buffalo People have chosen Burger King for the target of their operation and also because Burger King has been serving buffalo for years and calling it Angus beef.
End the buffalo carnage ... and the broken windows ... stop eating at Burger King.
There is one teeny tiny problem with Fox News getting all hysterical as they so annoyingly do and that teeny tiny problem is the pranksters are busted almost for sure. To pull it off in multiple cities, they're communicating somehow. Unless they use smoke signals, the Feds will be able to find what they did. For one or two pranks, those fat ass Feds were probably too lazy to look but the kids have gone for the trifecta and now it's the Irish Sweepstakes ... except with buffalo.
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