Monday, April 25, 2016

White Savior Barbie Goes to Third World Countries to Adopt People as Pets

Meet White Savior Barbie and this hot li'l snowflake is real, going forth to the world to spread mediocrity and false love in any patronizing way she can.  (The Guardian:  White Saviour Barbie's world of orphanage selfies and charity startups)



The Millennials gave us Facebook so we give them White Savior Barbie and now we can all rejoin and go forth to patronize people in impoverished circumstances and get that heady feeling of superiority.

(Ed:  Angelina Jolie isn't a Millennial!)

And?  You don't see her getting a medal around here.  When you shop for children like designer clothes it isn't likely to impress us much.  Madonna has done it too.  It seemed quite the fashion in Hollywood for a while but nothing ever lasts long out there except German directors and Bruce Willis (i.e. also German).

(Ed:  America is the greatest!)

At what, honey, and please do be specific.  That it's good for you doesn't mean anything when fifty percent of the workers make less than thirty grand a year.  It's not just me who's screwed, it's most of the country.

(Ed:  fifty percent isn't most!)

The other fifty percent sold their consciences for a percentage so they're screwed too.

If you want to be the White Savior Barbie, maybe consider doing it at home.  That would be impressive.


Millennials are on-approval just now until they deliver on dispatching the menace of Hillary Clinton. They can do that or be known by White Savior Barbie and it's on the Millennials to choose who whether the mediocrity will continue.  The weak ones only took on the views of their parents but those views are obviously not worth a shit or half the country wouldn't have substandard jobs.

So the strong Millennials are striking out for change.  If they really do deliver that strength then they will get a high five and a wish for a great life for the lot of them but otherwise they go back to being not particularly interesting.  Maybe they have grown up for real and recognize the menace for themselves.  Maybe they have really grown up and will stop it.  We shall see.


Don't worry about White Savior Barbie.  Once she tires of dark people, she will go out to L.A. to join the Hollywood hipsters on the pseudo-liberal anti-vaxx campaign.  What they do isn't really liberal but rather is an attempt to substitute a health regimen they consider better and force that to be the law.  You can read from any newspaper about the repeating measles outbreaks to see the absurdity of that.

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