Friday, September 18, 2015

Apmel Hits Nearly a Million on His Blog

Now this just ain't fookin' fair.  He has interesting stuff and he shoots all kinds of pictures plus goes places in virtual most people don't even know ...

but ...

Does he have the Suicide by Snapping Turtle story?    Noooooooo

Does he talk about what Hillary Clinton did with the cigar and Wolf Blitzer last night?   Nooooooo

Does he talk about The Greatest Crime of the Galactic Peace Tour?   Nooooooo


Instead he links to Saveme Oh, the only person in human history who ever developed carpal tunnel syndrome from masturbation.


You can find Apmel's blog at Min Avatar heter Apmel which means My Avatar is named Apmel.  You will see from the first article why he is closing on a million hits.  His focus is toward exploration of Second Life and virtual worlds in general.  If this is your interest, he has a great blog for it with all kinds of pictures and, best of all, they're not memes.


But ain't fookin' fair.  If I say it's art then it's art even if it's complete crap because sometimes complete crap is art ... if you're blind, deaf, and lobotomized (i.e. Tea Party, etc).


It's all patently stupid as numbers go up and down for the blog and the thought crosses my mind that you don't like me but obviously you don't as you don't support the blog.  Even so, when numbers go down that's the reaction.  Makes no sense whatsoever.

Maybe I could play Jessica Valenti to flash my ass at you and call it a move toward equality.

Of course it doesn't make any sense.  Things aren't supposed to make sense.  That's why God made Republicans because it's their job to stop everything because whatever it is, no matter what it is, doesn't make any sense.

(Ed:  so how does what Republicans do make sense?)

It doesn't but God didn't think that all the way through since you need another type of Republican to stop the current Republicans precisely because they don't make any sense ... but this new type of Republican won't make any sense either.

(Ed:  so what?)

Bag the Republicans, go ahead and do it even if it doesn't make sense or especially because it doesn't.  The other choice is do nothing and get carpal tunnel the same way Saveme Oh got it.  Your call.


(Ed:  you seriously think you'll get a million hits doing this?)

You seriously think I give a shit??

(Ed:  yes)

That's true a little bit but not much.  Mostly it would amuse me because it's so ludicrous.  People don't buy the music and don't support the blog but they come for a million hits.  It's not that insane to predict as it's not far off halfway.  Now that is fookin' looney.  Will Ferrell never makes me laugh but this does.

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