The Mystery Lady have known each, loved each other, lived with each other in various different combinations since about 1980. Did I ever tell her the story of the Galactic Peace Tour's Greatest Crime ... hell no. (Blog: The Legend of the Galactic Peace Tour's Greatest Crime - by Request)
However, it was suggested there were other crimes which were not regarded as crimes because no-one got caught. (Blog: Proper Dude Response After Friend Says Marriage: Kidnap Him (true story))
This one wasn't so much about a crime but rather the pirates who committed them. (Blog: About the Crew of My Ship Joining the Foreign Legion)
(Ed: how could you tell her about the Galactic Peace Tour when it hadn't started yet?)
You've got it backwards. Billy Pilgrim wasn't unstuck in time but rather it's the other way around. Everyone else is stuck and he was free.
(Ed: who is Billy Pilgrim?)
You haven't been reading your Vonnegut. Tip: if you're not keeping up with stoners on your reading, you might be a giraffe.
Note: you can find all kinds of people on YouTube telling you to tune a semi-tone down to play like Hendrix but they never talk about what he liked to read (i.e. sci-fi).
It does occur that potentially there are some other crimes in the past or future which I either forgot or have not been committed yet.
(Ed: you some kind of Whitey Bulger or something?)
No chance. He was a dumb ass criminal as killing people is the most low-rent crime of all. If you do it, you know for sure eventually they will catch you and put you in jail where you will get fucked in the ass. Not only is he in jail now getting fucked in the ass but he also got his girlfriend busted and she's in jail too. Who knows what they do with her.
Here at the Rockhouse, we have one fundamental rule about crime: if it can result in ass-fucking, we ain't goin' do it.
(Ed: is the only penalty of jail getting fucked in the ass?)
Of course. I've been in the Army. Being trapped don't mean nothin'.
(Ed: they will kill you in jail)
That's different from the Army?
Nah, ass-fucking. That's yer deterrent.
Thus far, there has never been the discussion in my life of heya Silas, what say we rob a bank. If it works then we get the big bucks and if it doesn't then we'll go to jail and fuck each other in the ass for ten years. How about it.
That conversation has not happened. It could, it just hasn't happened yet.
However, it was suggested there were other crimes which were not regarded as crimes because no-one got caught. (Blog: Proper Dude Response After Friend Says Marriage: Kidnap Him (true story))
This one wasn't so much about a crime but rather the pirates who committed them. (Blog: About the Crew of My Ship Joining the Foreign Legion)
(Ed: how could you tell her about the Galactic Peace Tour when it hadn't started yet?)
You've got it backwards. Billy Pilgrim wasn't unstuck in time but rather it's the other way around. Everyone else is stuck and he was free.
(Ed: who is Billy Pilgrim?)
You haven't been reading your Vonnegut. Tip: if you're not keeping up with stoners on your reading, you might be a giraffe.
Note: you can find all kinds of people on YouTube telling you to tune a semi-tone down to play like Hendrix but they never talk about what he liked to read (i.e. sci-fi).
It does occur that potentially there are some other crimes in the past or future which I either forgot or have not been committed yet.
(Ed: you some kind of Whitey Bulger or something?)
No chance. He was a dumb ass criminal as killing people is the most low-rent crime of all. If you do it, you know for sure eventually they will catch you and put you in jail where you will get fucked in the ass. Not only is he in jail now getting fucked in the ass but he also got his girlfriend busted and she's in jail too. Who knows what they do with her.
Here at the Rockhouse, we have one fundamental rule about crime: if it can result in ass-fucking, we ain't goin' do it.
(Ed: is the only penalty of jail getting fucked in the ass?)
Of course. I've been in the Army. Being trapped don't mean nothin'.
(Ed: they will kill you in jail)
That's different from the Army?
Nah, ass-fucking. That's yer deterrent.
Thus far, there has never been the discussion in my life of heya Silas, what say we rob a bank. If it works then we get the big bucks and if it doesn't then we'll go to jail and fuck each other in the ass for ten years. How about it.
That conversation has not happened. It could, it just hasn't happened yet.
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