Likely your first thought this morning as it was mine was where can I get a Great Pic of a Duck's Butt. Sure enough, my friend, the Chicken Man, shared just such a spectacle.
The inspiration for the quest was this statement from Ted Cruz:
"And if the ayatollah doesn't understand that, we may have to help introduce him to the 72 virgins," Cruz said, grinning as the crowd cheered in approval. He was referring to the belief among some Islamic extremists that they will receive 72 virgins in the afterlife upon martyrdom.
The inspiration for the quest was this statement from Ted Cruz:
"And if the ayatollah doesn't understand that, we may have to help introduce him to the 72 virgins," Cruz said, grinning as the crowd cheered in approval. He was referring to the belief among some Islamic extremists that they will receive 72 virgins in the afterlife upon martyrdom.
The first thought on hearing vicious pandering rubbish like that is ... well ... you already know what the first thought was.
We really don't know what the Chicken Man was doing that elicited this measure of Duck Disrespect but you know how arrogant those little quackers can be.
Either that or the Chicken Man is really Rodney Dangerfield. We don't know.
The Chicken Man's original Duck Butt Masterpiece has been cropped to show even more the magnificence of this duck's butt. We suspect there is tremendous meme potential in this image. Do with it as you will but think good thoughts about the Chicken Man. We think that's only fair.
Likely you wonder what can be done to complete the Duck Trifecta today and, frankly, we don't know that either but it must be done.
We really don't know what the Chicken Man was doing that elicited this measure of Duck Disrespect but you know how arrogant those little quackers can be.
Either that or the Chicken Man is really Rodney Dangerfield. We don't know.
The Chicken Man's original Duck Butt Masterpiece has been cropped to show even more the magnificence of this duck's butt. We suspect there is tremendous meme potential in this image. Do with it as you will but think good thoughts about the Chicken Man. We think that's only fair.
Likely you wonder what can be done to complete the Duck Trifecta today and, frankly, we don't know that either but it must be done.
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