If you don't think the world has a problem with haunted vaginas then you either don't live in America or you have never visited Facebook. However, there is a cure: exorcism.
It seems some Chinese 'paranormalist' (whatever the hell that may be) convinced a woman he could exorcise her haunted vagina and thus enable her to resolve the huge crush she had on another man. Here's the beauty part: he charged her the equivalent of $3000 to do it. (the Freethinker: Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis)
From this article we learn first that Chinese women in love are not very intelligent. The second thing we learn is that the paranormalist wasn't very intelligent either or he would have been practicing his craft in America where I suspect he would have wound up on a game show. It would be a game show like Facebook except with video in which three contestants compete to convince the judging panel which one has the most demonic haunting of her vagina. The winner gets a free vaginal exorcism and, hey, after the commercial break, you can watch.
Johnny, tell her what her vagina has won!
It seems some Chinese 'paranormalist' (whatever the hell that may be) convinced a woman he could exorcise her haunted vagina and thus enable her to resolve the huge crush she had on another man. Here's the beauty part: he charged her the equivalent of $3000 to do it. (the Freethinker: Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis)
From this article we learn first that Chinese women in love are not very intelligent. The second thing we learn is that the paranormalist wasn't very intelligent either or he would have been practicing his craft in America where I suspect he would have wound up on a game show. It would be a game show like Facebook except with video in which three contestants compete to convince the judging panel which one has the most demonic haunting of her vagina. The winner gets a free vaginal exorcism and, hey, after the commercial break, you can watch.
Johnny, tell her what her vagina has won!
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