The law, as currently-written, is that a cop can arrest someone if they are or are likely to be annoying or a nuisance. Inasmuch as Miley Cyrus and her rampaging insufferability are an acute and never-ending annoyance, she was arrested earlier today by London police.
Specific points mentioned in the charges were:
1) Twerking for sheep. They don't care about her boney ass either.
2) Blowing a joint at the MTV awards. If she wants to be unusual she should wear a lizard around her neck.
3) Singing.
The anti-annoyance law is real and could potentially be used for anything from busting demonstrators at a political protest to someone who talks loudly on a mobile phone in a restaurant although I support arresting people who use too much perfume and then use public elevators.
Specific points mentioned in the charges were:
1) Twerking for sheep. They don't care about her boney ass either.
2) Blowing a joint at the MTV awards. If she wants to be unusual she should wear a lizard around her neck.
3) Singing.
The anti-annoyance law is real and could potentially be used for anything from busting demonstrators at a political protest to someone who talks loudly on a mobile phone in a restaurant although I support arresting people who use too much perfume and then use public elevators.
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