Anyone who has any money would gladly pay not to have to deal with the rubbish of Black Friday as most days are better without a vibe of trample or be trampled. Besides, saving a couple of hundred dollars on a TV set doesn't impress them much as they already have TV sets. They don't buy them for friends as they also already have TV sets.
Most of the people in the Black Friday stampedes are America's Untouchable caste, the people of Wal-Mart. People on Facebook like to look at us and giggle while they pretend the people on Facebook are not just as fat and homely as the ones at Wal-Mart.
People on Facebook tell us all to Boycott Wal-Mart because of the corporation's dealings with slaver sweatshops in other countries. Fair enough. But there's one little problem.
Pro tip: people who shop at Wal-Mart don't have the money to shop anywhere else.
It's so easy to spout those Directives for Humanity when you're Myrtle on your cheap-ass got-it-on-sale Windows computer and you are trying to change the world on Facebook.
Yah, and, by the way, save the otters.
Save the otters and the people of Wal-Mart. Then the world will be good.
Maybe you think I'm pissy about Black Friday because I have no money to spend but I didn't deal with Black Friday when I did have money. Back then I already had a TV set too.
Most of the people in the Black Friday stampedes are America's Untouchable caste, the people of Wal-Mart. People on Facebook like to look at us and giggle while they pretend the people on Facebook are not just as fat and homely as the ones at Wal-Mart.
People on Facebook tell us all to Boycott Wal-Mart because of the corporation's dealings with slaver sweatshops in other countries. Fair enough. But there's one little problem.
Pro tip: people who shop at Wal-Mart don't have the money to shop anywhere else.
It's so easy to spout those Directives for Humanity when you're Myrtle on your cheap-ass got-it-on-sale Windows computer and you are trying to change the world on Facebook.
Yah, and, by the way, save the otters.
Save the otters and the people of Wal-Mart. Then the world will be good.
Maybe you think I'm pissy about Black Friday because I have no money to spend but I didn't deal with Black Friday when I did have money. Back then I already had a TV set too.
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