Saturday, January 2, 2016

"Nice Rack, Kathy" - Don Lemon

Kathy Griffin met the white-haired CNN guy before the New Years Eve celebration in New York City.  She was wearing a coat but took it off to reveal only a bra underneath it.  She walked with the CNN guy in front of a screaming horde of fans, waving enthusiastically as they went.

(Ed:  Anderson Cooper)

Yah, right.  Thank you.  It always fucks me up when guys have a last name for a first name.  It's like that TV guy ... Frazier the Hugely Annoying and Hardly Ever Funny Psychiatrist.


Don Lemon saw it from another CNN vantage point and commented when he came on-camera, "Nice rack, Kathy."

There was uproar with people screaming, how dare he say such a thing.


It's not clear what the screamers or Kathy Griffin expected him to say at that moment.  When a woman is standing in front of you with nothing more than a bra on top, opening the conversation probably won't go so well if you ask, "Say, Kathy.  What did you think of No. 7 in the interminable series of Steve Jobs movies?"

Of course she would say she has not watched it because there is little evidence anyone has watched any of the Steve Jobs movies ... but ... still Kathy Griffin and her rack are standing before you.  Now what.


Ms Griffin took off her coat as soon as she met Anderson Cooper so the Presentation of the Rack was some type of plan.  Perhaps you also dream of going off to New York City on a cold night and wearing nothing but a bra but previously that was always a nightmare limited only to Maidenform bra commercials.

There I was on Times Square with only my Maidenform bra!

That was a great pitch for Madison Avenue executives who wanted to sell brassieres and apparently they were so successful with it women started thinking, hey, I want to do that.


(Ed:  why report on this rubbish?)

Most of the political candidates were recycled to turn them back into lizards so really there are only four left:  Sanders, HilloBill, Trump, plus the candidate the GOP actually wants but we have not seen yet.

Sanders is looking stronger and stronger.  HilloBill is dissolving into a disorganized pile of bad-mannered cellulite.  Trump will eventually cross the Hindenburg threshold for stored hydrogen and will spontaneously explode.

Sanders and his refusal to take anything from PACs is the kryptonite which works against any corrupt politician (i.e. all the others).  There's no arguing it since all of them except Sanders take big money from corporations which never give anything away for free.


We did appreciate Clinton's self-fullfilling lie when she said Donald Trump was being used by ISIS in videos to promote their cause.  There's no evidence what she said was true but today it was announced ISIS has started using Trump in video.  Unknown if Clinton gets a consulting fee for coming up with the idea.

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