Inviting Bill and Hillary Clinton to your wedding is never a good idea because the wedding party won't get anywhere near the cameras, they give speeches even if you only asked them if they liked "Star Wars," and Bill is constantly trying to nail the bridesmaids.
(Ed: everyone tries to nail the bridesmaids at a wedding)
It's one thing to do it when you're twenty but only a twisted old lecher does it when he's seventy.
(Ed: tell me you wouldn't try to hop a hot young bridesmaid!)
In fact I wouldn't. Susan Sarandon is a highly-sexy woman but some puffball with nothing but selfies on her mind is sexy like dating a houseplant.
(Ed: Uncle Festus dated a houseplant)
Yah, but the houseplant said it loved him.
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