Scientists have discovered how to synthesize THC from yeast. Soon they will be able to provide pure crystal THC and you will be able to ingest it, inject it, or mix it with tofu. We're guessing with California hipsters the latter is most likely. (IFL Science: Scientists Create Yeast That Produces THC)
And so began the beginning of the end of recreational marijuana use. The biggest travesty is the neglect for the myriad compounds present in marijuana, many of which demonstrate varying degrees of psychoactive response and have varying degrees of therapeutic value.
Instead, there will be the homogenized reefer. They will call it Sunny R and you can buy it in cheerful artificially-colored varieties. It will be a good high, a civilized high, an obedient high.
It was one thing when hipsters were shaping their beards to look like scenes from "Dune" but this is going too far. They bring the Hipster Love of Plastic Artifice to the Sacred Marijuana plant and no good result can come from this, certainly not in tofu reefer. Next thing you know, they will cover it with chocolate and pass it off as marzipan with a buzz at Christmas.
Stop them. Do what you must. Send Republicans. They can stop anything.
And so began the beginning of the end of recreational marijuana use. The biggest travesty is the neglect for the myriad compounds present in marijuana, many of which demonstrate varying degrees of psychoactive response and have varying degrees of therapeutic value.
Instead, there will be the homogenized reefer. They will call it Sunny R and you can buy it in cheerful artificially-colored varieties. It will be a good high, a civilized high, an obedient high.
It was one thing when hipsters were shaping their beards to look like scenes from "Dune" but this is going too far. They bring the Hipster Love of Plastic Artifice to the Sacred Marijuana plant and no good result can come from this, certainly not in tofu reefer. Next thing you know, they will cover it with chocolate and pass it off as marzipan with a buzz at Christmas.
Stop them. Do what you must. Send Republicans. They can stop anything.
1 comment:
Thats incorrect they cant stop government spending or Trump from talking
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