Clinton, still looking just about the same as she has ever looked in every other campaign picture, does not give away the desperation of her position as she slowly sinks into the electoral tarpits. We assume she must avail herself of the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers as her facial expression never seems to change. Either that or she is one of the undead, it's not clear.
Megyn Kelly immediately tasked Clinton with identifying this cool thing. Clinton would not be specific and why would she be specific on this when she isn't specific on anything else.
Kelly was persistent and asked Clinton, "How should the good people of Iowa know if this thing you will give them is really cool or just sort of cool like new sneakers or something?"
Clinton replied, "Give it a rest, Megyn. It's Iowa. How fuckin' cool does it have to be to impress them. How about I send them a cow? By the way, are you busy?"
Once again, Kelly stormed off in outrage.
"I can't get any respect," she cried.
Clinton looked just as she did at the start of the interview and said only, "I guess the interview is over, huh?"
With that, she left, presumably to continue her inevitable plunge into filthy rich obscurity and undeserved arrogance regarding the many things she didn't do.
Just at that moment, Joe Biden showed up and said, "Hey, Megyn. I'm available and I respect you, honest."
Kelly took one look at him and simply asked, "Do you know Bernie Sanders?"
Biden slumped and walked away.
Megyn Kelly immediately tasked Clinton with identifying this cool thing. Clinton would not be specific and why would she be specific on this when she isn't specific on anything else.
Kelly was persistent and asked Clinton, "How should the good people of Iowa know if this thing you will give them is really cool or just sort of cool like new sneakers or something?"
Clinton replied, "Give it a rest, Megyn. It's Iowa. How fuckin' cool does it have to be to impress them. How about I send them a cow? By the way, are you busy?"
Once again, Kelly stormed off in outrage.
"I can't get any respect," she cried.
Clinton looked just as she did at the start of the interview and said only, "I guess the interview is over, huh?"
With that, she left, presumably to continue her inevitable plunge into filthy rich obscurity and undeserved arrogance regarding the many things she didn't do.
Just at that moment, Joe Biden showed up and said, "Hey, Megyn. I'm available and I respect you, honest."
Kelly took one look at him and simply asked, "Do you know Bernie Sanders?"
Biden slumped and walked away.
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