Twitticisms 8/10 - 1

08-10-2016 07:54:03 - Woman killed in simulation exercise at Florida police academy | Cop incompetence so common it's hardly news |
https://t.co/t6rwvXJ1sz

08-10-2016 07:52:07 - Apple just received a patent for a 'war situation' device | In one stroke, Tim Cook destroys Apple's reputation
https://t.co/dEty6zOjxE

08-10-2016 07:47:56 - When see 18.5K on the stock market and you're not grabbing your ass, do prepare to lose a shitload of money

08-10-2016 07:45:52 - There, dlvr.it is fired and TwitterFeed remains. That will stop spammed duplicates and now I can walk away from FeedBurner's problem.

08-10-2016 07:41:00 - Ithaka Blog: Killing FeedBurner May Not Be So Easy: FeedBurner shows Ithaka is up to more subscribers than in...
https://t.co/syA6nzI5U0

08-10-2016 07:40:44 - The #NationalLazyDay is just another of the same for slackers in America who spend most of their time on social networks

08-10-2016 07:39:23 - The inspirational speakers on Hump Day provide perfect moronic targets for the old lion's shotgun. To become such a fatuous ass takes work.

08-10-2016 07:37:49 - @BassTurchNsquad @MichaelTurchin what does that motivate beyond the desire to blow away his chicken ass with a shotgun?

08-10-2016 07:36:11 - Some assholes on Twitter are taking some joy / glee at Charlie Sheen turning up HIV+ and that kind of cruelty requires holy rollers.

08-10-2016 07:12:32 - Here you go, @YevetteN: Elke Sommer when she wasn't in some cheesy Bob Hope movie.
https://t.co/tpNIgUHeYM

08-10-2016 07:09:54 - Ithaka Blog: Searching for Ithaka MAP Hits a Detour and Other News (i.e. not CNN): Uploading images to improv...
https://t.co/N3Oq7QUmaR

08-10-2016 07:07:06 - @BrendanMcInnis such a simple and cruel bitch you turned out to be. Needle dick.

08-10-2016 07:06:21 - @Quinntessence_ thanks for being a callous, insensitive, piece of shit

08-10-2016 07:04:23 - 'Senior' Turkish naval officer seeking asylum in US | They're known ISIS symps so fuck him
https://t.co/blQM4RYLeB

08-10-2016 07:02:17 - Iran’s crude exports at pre-sanctions level | Totalitarian dictatorship of the Saudis can suck it
https://t.co/Yb85s5oLFR

08-10-2016 04:03:36 - Ithaka Blog: Which New Country Will Clinton Bomb First?: Clinton still licks her lips over destroying Libya a...
https://t.co/xAnWYstXq9

08-10-2016 03:48:19 - 'This is your brain on drugs': PSA updated | Never worked. Smoked the ganja and laughed when it 1st came out.
https://t.co/Nlxv9NtRFI

08-10-2016 03:46:33 - Texas attorney general says profs face discipline for gun ban | Welcome to the death of free speech. Texas leads.
https://t.co/pI3u91e2iz

08-10-2016 02:44:33 - Phelps wins two more medals and kids all over America have started thinking the self-abuse of cupping is a good idea. He must be so proud.

08-10-2016 02:38:55 - Journo cliche queens insist on using epicenter for everything but earthquakes and will likely use it soon for the "G" spot.