Twitticisms 8/30 - 2

08-30-2016 08:47:52 - That carpetbaggers now fly in expensive private jets in no way changes what they do or how they do it.

08-30-2016 08:39:29 - Now The @guardian (US) asks what does Kaepernick do now. Let's guess. He plays football. He's a fucking football player. Clear now?

08-30-2016 08:37:27 - North Korea executes officials by anti-aircraft gun in new purge | Splendid work, Chop Suey Mooey. Imaginative.
https://t.co/KyWPlTbfgM

08-30-2016 08:35:02 - Where the fuck are the Goldman Sachs transcripts, you lying, carpet-bagging Arkansas horror? #MessagesThatGotLost

08-30-2016 08:33:50 - The advantage for @HillaryClinton in becoming President is she can pardon her crimes as much as she likes ... just like now, only legally.

08-30-2016 08:27:11 - If you aren't laughing at yourself then you bet your sweet ass someone is beating you to it

08-30-2016 08:24:27 - Most of what I write is observations or idle amusement but some of it makes the flatworms furious and that gets me rolling in my soup laughing

08-30-2016 08:22:33 - So glorious to see the #DWTS aspiration in Rick Perry as he follows the Sarah Palin rat trap into loud-mouthed, laughable obscurity

08-30-2016 08:19:45 - None of those high school pigs could ever achieve at least the minimal glory of becoming sausages. It was so pointlessly horrifying.

08-30-2016 08:16:38 - Hopefully the dissection of a pig in high school is now virtual rather than the horrifyingly wasteful use of real ones in past times.

08-30-2016 08:14:52 - Ithaka Blog: The Apple 2013+ Model of the Mac Pro Remains Formidable: Tim Cook's only aspiration is to bring ...
https://t.co/H7nu1xqd1K

08-30-2016 08:12:22 - #ElectionDay is a great day to stay home to get drunk while shooting minorities since nothing will change anyway

08-30-2016 08:10:21 - Microsoft licks Saudi Arabia's terrorist ass after (cough) mistakenly translating 'Saudi' to 'Daesh.'  Licking Saudi ass is the Clinton Way.

08-30-2016 08:08:26 - DoJ should withhold funding from police if they don't report killings, activists say.  They should prosecute for murder!
https://t.co/vC75UiN5QQ

08-30-2016 07:32:22 - Churches must prepare for ISIS attack, counter-terrorism experts warn | A glass of warm milk scares these maggots
https://t.co/aY2fqULxSk

08-30-2016 07:30:53 - Tim Cook responds to $14.5B Irish tax bill with open letter | Cook reduced Apple to Artful Dodgers of tax
https://t.co/gIsSjfL8wA

08-30-2016 07:26:36 - We celebrate and revere excellence in the Rockhouse ... and almost nothing else

08-30-2016 07:25:52 - RT @villageofknox: Today in History (1967) Thurgood Marshall became first Black Supreme Court Justice
https://t.co/HuQuTqGK5U

08-30-2016 07:25:02 - RT @TXHRINFO: OTD in 1967, Thurgood Marshall confirmed to SCOTUS. As lawyer, Changed TX in Brown, Sweatt & Smith v. Alwright cases 

08-30-2016 07:24:33 - RT @RollingOut: 50 years ago today, Thurgood Marshall is confirmed as 1st African American Supreme Court Justice. #BlackExcellence