Twitticisms 8/31 - 1

08-31-2016 10:42:25 - NASA: Hurricanes Madeline and Lester | Closing on Hawaii | Two at a time?  WTF!
https://t.co/2bV9ygFuLG

08-31-2016 10:39:26 - Don't blame this on Democrats as we would welcome a colony of psychopathic lepers sooner than we would receive any aspect of the DNC.

08-31-2016 10:29:09 - 'Has any appreciable brain ever been detected in your head?' - Apparently not an appreciated question by telephone annoyers

08-31-2016 10:27:56 - My parents have promised me a dinosaur for my birthday for years and (sob) I never got it @JackDrees

08-31-2016 10:02:11 - "Tomorrow is September" and one month closer to the most ridiculous American election of all time

08-31-2016 10:01:04 - Enjoys killing lions #DealBreakerIn3Words

08-31-2016 10:00:22 - Huge Kardashian Ass #DealBreakerIn3Words

08-31-2016 09:57:12 - Another superhero movie #DealBreakerIn3Words

08-31-2016 09:56:51 - Smells Like Washington #DealBreakerIn3Words

08-31-2016 09:56:09 - If you will trash a Monarch, have the balls to do it straight-up for real reasons far above second-rate journo cheapshots.

08-31-2016 09:54:28 - Royal rip: Cleaning job for Queen Elizabeth pays less than London Living Wage | Cheap slash job. Read other perks.
https://t.co/g6sT9blOEz

08-31-2016 09:31:57 - George Washington University takes heat for hiring former pro-Al Qaeda | Understanding is peace. Bold move
https://t.co/1vEniR99nv

08-31-2016 09:14:50 - Farage, Le Pen ‘forces of racism’ must not hijack Brexit – Lib Dem leader | Spit it out, they're Fascists. 
https://t.co/5rOtNrktZE

08-31-2016 09:11:46 - Japan wants British weaponry for South China Sea standoff | Brit Tory sluts sell weapons to anyone for any reason
https://t.co/EUe8YaX4uU

08-31-2016 07:13:43 - There was severe turbulence during the swap with a duplicate aircraft from a parallel universe in the United "Houston to London" flight.

08-31-2016 07:10:14 - Maybe people would get it better with "Michele Bachmann" if they first understand she's an acolyte of Joel Osteen, preacher extraordinaire.

08-31-2016 05:32:32 - #WhyImGangsta is not exactly eliciting any respect from the Twitterites. Some of the responses are quite good.

08-31-2016 05:31:20 - You're a fat middle-aged woman in NJ and the only heat you hoist about is a heavily-used plastic dildo @WarlordGalactic

08-31-2016 05:30:09 - I watched the homosexual hog heaven in "Fight Club" all the way through is #WhyImGangsta

08-31-2016 05:26:46 - RT @NathanFrancis__: #WhyImGangsta I refused the Don's offer and can still tweet this. I miss my horse though.
https://t.co/1IliL9vlMk