Twitticisms 8/26 - 1

08-26-2016 01:05:12 - If you observe the Nutria Rats in the Florida Keys, you will notice every time @HillaryClinton speaks, the rats get bigger. #NeverHillary

08-26-2016 00:52:19 - Ithaka Blog: "The Pianist" and "Playing to Live": This is exactly when Wladek Szpilman was playing to live fo...
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08-26-2016 00:47:29 - That ain't no rat. THIS nutria is a rat. Lock your doors and windows before the giant rats in Florida eat you.
https://t.co/pJBn7fIIcD

08-26-2016 00:35:36 - Being a gourmet or an aficionado implies some type of sophistication but foodie only says, 'I like banana peppers sometimes at Subway.'

08-26-2016 00:16:50 - If anyone says 'I am a foodie,' my only thought is, yep, you sure are. Take a swim with a shark and find out you are foodie.

08-26-2016 00:15:40 - Japanese Beetles are excellent choices in #BeatlesForFoodies since none can afford to be gourmets but bugs are equally pretentious

08-26-2016 00:14:02 - Canon 5D Mark IV is newly-announced $3,500 bundle of photographic love. Pre-Order:
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08-26-2016 00:10:41 - Thanks to Pink on some really twisted tips on those.

08-26-2016 00:09:59 - WESTMENLIGHTS may be the most innovative lights around but they're also the most hideous. High-end bizarro. 
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08-26-2016 00:07:23 - Musician’s death baffled doctors – until they checked his bagpipes | God doesn't seem to like bagpipers much.
https://t.co/jqShvZwY3S

08-26-2016 00:02:30 - Wheel deal: Cyclist channels inner Superman to destroy rivals | Destroy? He's only on a fucking bicycle
https://t.co/Hf4ulke1kw

08-26-2016 00:01:40 - ‘Hey ISIS, you suck!’ Muslims’ war of words campaign fascinates in Arizona | Convinced Yanks are morons yet?
https://t.co/WuXkpp9wqR

08-26-2016 00:00:13 - Turkish army shells Kurds ‘refusing to retreat’ near Jarablus | Syria sure needed more minority murder
https://t.co/bifmo7ZtXp

08-25-2016 23:59:17 - ‘Hot Check’ court jails cancer patient for bounced check | Debtors Prison banned centuries ago but not in Arkansas
https://t.co/bAJ6nQtevv

08-25-2016 23:58:13 - After the French burqini band, America welcomes France to the Animal Kingdom where it's ok to kill minorities and eat them

08-25-2016 23:57:01 - The endless cowardly attacks on Russia Today have got to be the perverts at @NSAGov as America relentlessly starts fights it can't win.

08-25-2016 23:54:29 - The @GuardianUS is so overloaded with nattering neolib femmes preaching about trivia, it's dropped to same mediocrity as Fox and CNN.

08-25-2016 23:52:58 - Meanwhile @FoxNews continues with perennially chickenshit nitpicking while having no balls for any real issues. Spineless blowhards.

08-25-2016 23:50:36 - CNN fades more into trivial obscurity every day but what else would happen with such trivial candidates and trivial thinking by voters

08-25-2016 23:42:24 - #HipsterClassifieds show hipster comedy is as banal and childish as their electronic jerkoff toys. Real computers scare them.