Twitticisms 8/25 - 1

08-24-2016 23:55:43 - Hey there, @HillaryClinton, honey. Can we eat cake?

08-24-2016 23:54:14 - When @Nigel_Farage comes to America for @realDonaldTrump, it proves politics can metastasize and thank Farage's Allah he brings it here.

08-24-2016 23:48:36 - Once you marry, you're always married if you're still together or not so deal with it or don't play. It's not a fuck-around board game.

08-24-2016 23:45:43 - Savage, gravy-licking swine @MartinShkreli - why my wife can't afford meds despite MEDICARE.  Sooner he dies in agony, better for humanity

08-24-2016 23:43:41 - Sticking EpiPens in @MartinShkreli's eyes is too harsh? How about if I kick him real hard in the stomach a few times. Would that be ok?

08-24-2016 23:42:27 - Ithaka Blog: It Was a Grandiloquent Proposal: It was a grandiloquent proposaland we're sure you will agreeHer...
https://t.co/olmw0MMOCZ

08-24-2016 23:20:29 - Turkey and US unite de knee bone connected to de thigh bone and de thigh to the connected to butt bone.  Dat's where you find joe bi-ay-ay-den
https://t.co/eBcuSJIZTB

08-24-2016 22:58:18 - Cher is just so, so dramatic. Thank you, dear. What's on TV?

08-24-2016 22:43:30 - Heya, Trey Gowdy, you wanna try some toot just now, Blow Boy? Pure like the snow virgin you always wanted, bro.

08-24-2016 22:38:04 - When @HillaryClinton invariably dismisses Every Damn Thing with 'oh, that's ridiculous' eventually people she sees she talks of herself

08-24-2016 22:16:06 - #MyGrandmaAlways was at least five thousand kilometers away

08-24-2016 22:14:44 - Did y'all know can catch a #Catfish using yer Alabama hardwood.  Fuckin' A, Bubba.

08-24-2016 22:13:45 - Ithaka Blog: What's Hot on the Blog 8/24: EntryPageviewsMystery Lady and the Once-a-Month Great TimeAug 24, 2...
https://t.co/7ZYsCz5Bf0

08-24-2016 21:53:54 - Now @CNN has nothing better to do than to further slash Prince and suck yet more of his purple blood into their tawdry world of sleaze

08-24-2016 21:14:02 - Fuck it. You're blocked for being excessively boring. @IamCynegold @Nigel_Farage

08-24-2016 21:12:57 - If Joel Osteen dies in the same rich bitch plane crash as Creflo Dollar, humanity is doubly blessed. Those sluts are religious cancer. Religion is not a profit center.

08-24-2016 21:11:35 - Unless he dies, nothing a groveling parasite like Creflo Dollar does could ever possibly be news. Fuck him as he is cursed.

08-24-2016 21:09:33 - Do you actually know any English or do you only talk meme? @IamCynegold @Nigel_Farage

08-24-2016 21:06:43 - Texas students carry sex toys to protest campus gun carry law | Gunners hardly ever have serious degrees
https://t.co/ob0DAnFtWF

08-24-2016 21:05:19 - The one place where Hillary Clinton struggles with numbers | No shit. She's hated.
https://t.co/VYI28HgrCb