Sunday, August 21, 2016

The Leaves Are Starting to Fall

There's no big dump of leaves and they haven't changed color but it looks like the oaks are throwing off the wimp leaves early and it's enough to cover the lawn.  It's slowly starting and it's pleasant to behold since the outside temperature is much improved over the blazing of high Summer.  Something I've long-time enjoyed is watching a scene for an extended time because the longer you watch the more you see the life emerge.  Cats do this all the time but those merciless little carnivores are looking for something to kill even though they will probably be too lazy to take the shot because they know they will get fed anyway.

The surprise is an apparent reduction the congestion and regulars have seen that go on for months but it does seem to have changed.  I only just ran out of the ganja so I can't put any cause and effect on it even though I was looking for one.  That's too soon to have meaning.  It's good to straighten up out there and give the lungs the chance to suck up everything they can because they can't do much while all gunked up with some filthy ooze which appears and disappears for no apparent reason.  (It really isn't filthy although highly-disgusting and there's no evidence of infection.  Mystery.)


Don't even worry about falling leaves and metaphors for anything except more falling leaves.  Few things are as abhorrent to me as the all-time worst with 'tear drops on the window like tears in the fucking rain.'  Gadzooks, that's awful.

(Ed:  that was a simile!)

I don't fucking care if it was a broken-down lizard in the roadkill.  It's bloody rubbish!

(Ed:  that was awful!)

But it's not pretending it's not awful.  Ha!


And just because we love you, here's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex dream.  Think of Queen Victoria frolicking naked and alone in her garden.


Through the mist he runs toward her as he sees her dancing and prancing.

He runs and he runs until ...

POOF

He wakes up.

Any questions on why Zuckerberg is such a stiff ass prig?  He thinks he's channeling Queen Victoria.

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