Twitticisms 8/13 - 2

08-13-2016 23:47:50 - Three glasses of milk a day can lead to early death | I'm well past the early death so I'll have my milk, thank you
https://t.co/jNXmF8f4zC

08-13-2016 23:41:03 - Norwegian F16 jet mistakenly shoots up control tower with officers inside | Get these geniuses F-35s!
https://t.co/5qnG5aYcxU

08-13-2016 23:30:40 - Ithaka Blog: Tweeting for Dollars in the Workplace: Some kid wrote earlier is he Tweets for eight hours at wo...
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08-13-2016 23:13:44 - Elizabeth Warren was live and happening but she hooked-up with Clinton and now she's blowing smoke like a locomotive. A loss for us all.

08-13-2016 23:05:35 - @Shelia_Kay @AmyMek look at the numbers or go back to your Pollyanna dream land, you simple fool.  Blocked.

08-13-2016 23:03:12 - The @Nigel_Farage mustache is still in the news which is to say there's fuckin' nothin' in the news except maybe stationary weather

08-13-2016 22:58:45 - Ithaka Blog: What's Hot on the Blog 8/13: EntryPageviewsThe Rockhouse Fashion ExplosionAug 13, 2016, 2 commen...
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08-13-2016 22:58:10 - RT @TheLewisBlack: High point of Nashville weekend was @kathleenmadigan n I bringing Johnny Cash back from the dead. Cheers. #nashville

08-13-2016 22:57:12 - @AskTheEagle this must mean something to someone and hopefully you make as much money as you dream from it

08-13-2016 22:56:25 - @VINDICATORofYah @kaltkrieger @c0nvey so what as Apple was the best ever until Jobs died and now is just mainstream crap

08-13-2016 22:55:01 - @KameronBennett it's often not their fault after Washington has been using students as cash cows and bleeding them for years

08-13-2016 22:53:35 - RT @TheOnion: Fraser-Pryce's Biggest Inspiration: Overcoming starting gun accident that took sister's life
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08-13-2016 22:52:56 - Hat tip to @BettyBowers who is more tasteless than I can manage but so dayum funny with how Obama won the Little Miss Snowflake pageant.

08-13-2016 22:50:35 - @AmyMek @Shelia_Kay Murdering cops are not thugs? Fuck you.

08-13-2016 22:49:54 - I'm sick to fucking death of whining political victims because the perception to most, as far as I can tell, is there are not enough of them

08-13-2016 22:48:35 - If you were not convinced Nancy Pelosi is a complete idiot, her reaction today should do it. She 'takes the lead' in changing her number.

08-13-2016 22:47:10 - Nancy Pelosi: DCCC hack brought 'obscene and sick calls' | Apparently she thinks Washington deserves better. Odd. 
https://t.co/OBjmQ7Pm4U

08-13-2016 22:37:46 - Many have for #MyToDoList to do yer mama but I already did and you don't need a ToDo List for that, Dagwood.

08-13-2016 22:35:14 - #MyToDoList probably has something to do with making a ToDo list