Twitticisms 8/12 - 1

08-12-2016 09:42:33 - Still no mention of storms in Tarrant County tonight but the temperature never drops ten degrees without a big bang.

08-12-2016 09:40:15 - Michael Phelps makes history to win 22nd gold | Maybe some of America's most ridiculous reaching yet  as best athlete in two millennia
https://t.co/Emo295gPZx

08-12-2016 09:26:21 - Macy's is closing another 100 stores | Amazon smirks after wiping out most retail
https://t.co/QMZk4DS8hG

08-12-2016 09:04:44 - NASA: Perseid Meteor Shower 2016 from West Virginia
https://t.co/57zu9KwObo

08-12-2016 08:48:30 - NATURE demands pay for access to their science articles. Impressive ... science sluts. Porno bacteria can't be far behind.

08-12-2016 08:44:00 - #IfYouWantToBeMyNeighbor then understand I don't like you and I have a shotgun.

08-12-2016 08:40:14 - Taj Mahal bankruptcy pits Carl Icahn's casino against striking workers | Workers shut King Parasite down. All power
https://t.co/YrSBTTjrET

08-12-2016 08:23:00 - Base jumper feared dead after Norwegian stunt goes awry | Leave his dumb ass on the mountain | Why risk yourself
https://t.co/zR9ix3dc1A

08-12-2016 06:25:21 - Now @HillaryClinton and her Clintonistas are pissed off about being called the Vagina Voters but what more apt name #NeverHillary

08-12-2016 06:08:07 - #ImDesperateBut I don't pop my cork for every man I see. Hey, big spender.

08-12-2016 06:04:45 - Now "The Footprint of the American Chicken" has a pic and a robust specimen it is, @YevetteN
https://t.co/WbGPDu4l6r

08-12-2016 05:59:03 - Behold the Howler Monkey Gods of the Popul Vuh and understand your musical worthlessness.  Some really may know what that means.

08-12-2016 05:41:24 - Mark Zuckerberg tapes over his webcam. Should you? | Take a look at Zuckerberg. Understand the tape now?
https://t.co/oK7A1wkOxu

08-12-2016 05:32:14 - 'Inspired by other survivors’: campus rape victim demands to be heard | Another in series of blameless white boys
https://t.co/Kj7bSg3YNm

08-12-2016 05:29:05 - 2nd biggest tragedy of 2016 was the way @HillaryClinton ate @SenWarren like she was popcorn

08-12-2016 05:16:41 - Stephen Colbert Will Host a Live Election-Night Comedy Special for Showtime | He's fired after his suck-up sellout
https://t.co/lMhk0sWPLE

08-12-2016 05:12:44 - PETA seeks memorial to chickens killed in highway crash | Never let it be said Yanks lack awareness ... of chickens
https://t.co/SBwqFpawEN

08-12-2016 05:07:43 - RT @hijproductions: #SexyAthletes New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
https://t.co/JnfCoyX5yg

He throws like a feckin' girl.  So does Obama.