Saturday, August 13, 2016

So Deliciously Balmy in Fort Worth Today

The weather was actually balmy and nice so I made my milk run with relative ease and today the temperature won't even break 100F.  I know even that is awful in Cincinnati but Texas usually doesn't have the humidity jacked to the Maximum Torture setting.  It will be a week before the temperature tries to go back up again.  Glory.

On checking out with the precious milk, I said to the girl, "This temperature is great as that heat doesn't like old guys too much."

She returned, "It doesn't like anybody, baby."

It's different down here, mates.  Tinkerbell said she will go to the evil Walmart today and the Walmart Empire sure as hell is evil but the people working the stores aren't.


Yevette said yesterday I must get some clothes so I got a pair of long yellow shorts which are so hideous they will probably prevent sleep due to the blinding neon yellow.  These beauties were only six bucks.  I suspect we will not soon talk about clothes (larfs).

The clothes are important for a woman and I don't see anything sexist as maybe it's innate, maybe she was programmed by society, or maybe it comes from sun spots.  I don't care as I just know she needs some clothes once in a while and, most of all, she needs that haircut.

She found a bit of sunshine and it won't last long but she definitely feels more chipper after that cut.  She said I should do something too but all I really want is to go to Waffle House.  For you it's probably a joke but down here it's luxury and whatever may be troublin' yer body, a Waffle House breakfast will probably fix it.

(Ed:  with all that grease?)

Sure.  It's fookin' good for you (larfs).  I've been eating like that all my life, have gained nary a pound, and the cardiac diagnostics lately didn't reveal anything wrong with my heart.  I've busted practically everything else but not that (larfs).

Mystery Lady, I'm not really that lackadaisical about it since this budget won't support much meat anyway.  So the answer is the tomato, egg, and cheese specials I make and Yevette loves them ... but ... they're slathered with mayo so the fat will come (larfs).

There's a wee bit of leftover chili so I suggested maybe Yevette should reheat it and pour it over her sandwich.  She hasn't tried it yet but it seems it could make a remarkable combination.  She seriously loves Skyline and Wolf Brand Chili won't have any kind of a call on her ever again.  As will probably come as no surprise at all, the Bush family loves Wolf Brand.


Today is bliss as it should start raining shortly and it's supposed to continue all day so the Sun will never get a chance to attack.  In fact, maybe that means it's a chance for meerkats.  If the rain isn't so hard, maybe they would still be active.  I've scoped the walk for that part of the Zoo and the loop I would like to do is short.  It's thirty bucks for something which could easily / hopefully finish in an hour or less plus doing it would make her hair frizz like she just got shocked by an electric eel so she may not want to try it.

The Zoo is cheaper if I do it alone for more than one reason as I get the Near Death discount and she doesn't.  They call it a 'senior citizens discount' or many kinds of poofy flim flam like that but really they're telling me, you're probably croaked soon and won't have time to spend whatever you have anyway.  Fair enough.  I'll take the deal (larfs).

Balmy and delicious.  I could like this just fine.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont know about pouring it over a sandwich--but over yer cheep o frozen burrito is really good!

Unknown said...

I know she likes those sometimes while I'm not so partial. No chance it goes to waste!