Well, I tell you ... it hasn't been all that funny but it hasn't been a mausoleum either.
When I finally got out to a store, it had been some days and I didn't take a bath first. There are always cops hanging around in the QuickTrip as those stores dangerous. Why sometimes someone might drop a soda or something.
The cop sniffed as I walked by and said, "You stink."
I replied, "Yes but you're a cop. I win."
Naturally, he shot me.
So that's why I'm not writing anything funny ... I ain't funny (laughs).
I was thinking of a scenario featuring the hedgehogs invading from Canada because they want the reefer that's growing in all the pastures in Kentucky, has been for decades. The DEA created some genetically-modified marijuana-eating rabbits in Tennessee but some escaped and they established a breeding colony in Kentucky thereby creating a clear and present threat to the ongoing success of Kentucky's largest cash crop (tobacco isn't the biggest and hasn't been for years).
What I envision is the Hedgehogs engaging in the GMO Rabbit Wars for Reefer Supremacy in Kentucky. Naturally, with the DEA behind or at least somewhere around the GMO Rabbits, they have access to all the mutated weapons in Washington and they don't care so much about reefer anymore, they just want to kill hedgehogs. You know how those little terrorists bastards can be. First thing with a hedgehog it's being all cute in our palm. Next thing you know, it steals your reefer and takes it back to its socialist cell in the forest. There's only one answer for terrorist hedgehogs. Destroy them. All of them. Make sure the hedgehog scourge never rises again.
When I finally got out to a store, it had been some days and I didn't take a bath first. There are always cops hanging around in the QuickTrip as those stores dangerous. Why sometimes someone might drop a soda or something.
The cop sniffed as I walked by and said, "You stink."
I replied, "Yes but you're a cop. I win."
Naturally, he shot me.
So that's why I'm not writing anything funny ... I ain't funny (laughs).
I was thinking of a scenario featuring the hedgehogs invading from Canada because they want the reefer that's growing in all the pastures in Kentucky, has been for decades. The DEA created some genetically-modified marijuana-eating rabbits in Tennessee but some escaped and they established a breeding colony in Kentucky thereby creating a clear and present threat to the ongoing success of Kentucky's largest cash crop (tobacco isn't the biggest and hasn't been for years).
What I envision is the Hedgehogs engaging in the GMO Rabbit Wars for Reefer Supremacy in Kentucky. Naturally, with the DEA behind or at least somewhere around the GMO Rabbits, they have access to all the mutated weapons in Washington and they don't care so much about reefer anymore, they just want to kill hedgehogs. You know how those little terrorists bastards can be. First thing with a hedgehog it's being all cute in our palm. Next thing you know, it steals your reefer and takes it back to its socialist cell in the forest. There's only one answer for terrorist hedgehogs. Destroy them. All of them. Make sure the hedgehog scourge never rises again.
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