Did you step on a duck is American slang for did you fart
Holy Fire Ministries is real and Bert Farias really is the preacher. Here's the beauty part: he thinks demon farts or something make people gay and make pigs commit suicide. I have not studied the matter sufficiently at present to determine how a pig could commit suicide although I'm sure Reverend Farias has got some extraordinary and scientifically-revolutionary ideas.
I love this guy. He's an encouragement to the world. Hey, y'all, don't worry about the nuclear weapons. There's no-one over here smart enough to figure out how to use them.
This kind of crazy fuck is what makes America interesting. I'd love to know his theories on other things like how do guys in submarines hold their breaths for so long or what does he think about space aliens.
Art Bell would be all over this guy. If you don't know who he was then it's a shame as no-one was better at finding looneys. He even got them visiting him from the Future. Art Bell was the best.
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