We've seen that, at best, we've had clerks for Presidents for about fifty years so who would you have now.
Jeb Bush - You're seriously going to hire on another car salesman?
Paul Ryan - Did you never see all the movies with the crooked business partner. Take another look.
Hillary Clinton - What the hell will she do. Send hubby to North Korea if things get too icky.
Marco Rubio - First White House coke dealer. Yahoo.
Bloomberg - He said he won't come unless he can bring a few squads of thug New York cops.
Biden - What does he do. Who cares.
Jan Brewer - She said running the country or San Quentin would be equally cool with her just so long as she gets to whoop ass on some Hispanics.
Chris Christie - Will eat a lot
Ted Cruz - Will get caught with a hooker during campaign stop in New Orleans and then give a nauseating speech saying, "I have sinned against you Jesus."
Mike Huckabee - No-one is really sure if Huckabee is just a bad preacher, a bad politician, or both.
Rand Paul - Will suddenly wake up to find he's the Watermelon Man and will explode in fright.
Rick Perry - Will get caught dancing naked at a KKK meeting. He'll claim he was drunk but we know he wasn't.
Rick Santorum - Just in case there was any concern at all that the most stupid candidate out of three hundred million people had been found and was represented.
America deserves better than this second-rate riff-raff. Politicians with the class of fifty years ago still exist but they're shouted down by also-rans as listed above. That they're so loud does not at all indicate competence. These are just clerks, second-rate bureaucrats.
Jeb Bush - You're seriously going to hire on another car salesman?
Paul Ryan - Did you never see all the movies with the crooked business partner. Take another look.
Hillary Clinton - What the hell will she do. Send hubby to North Korea if things get too icky.
Marco Rubio - First White House coke dealer. Yahoo.
Bloomberg - He said he won't come unless he can bring a few squads of thug New York cops.
Biden - What does he do. Who cares.
Jan Brewer - She said running the country or San Quentin would be equally cool with her just so long as she gets to whoop ass on some Hispanics.
Chris Christie - Will eat a lot
Ted Cruz - Will get caught with a hooker during campaign stop in New Orleans and then give a nauseating speech saying, "I have sinned against you Jesus."
Mike Huckabee - No-one is really sure if Huckabee is just a bad preacher, a bad politician, or both.
Rand Paul - Will suddenly wake up to find he's the Watermelon Man and will explode in fright.
Rick Perry - Will get caught dancing naked at a KKK meeting. He'll claim he was drunk but we know he wasn't.
Rick Santorum - Just in case there was any concern at all that the most stupid candidate out of three hundred million people had been found and was represented.
America deserves better than this second-rate riff-raff. Politicians with the class of fifty years ago still exist but they're shouted down by also-rans as listed above. That they're so loud does not at all indicate competence. These are just clerks, second-rate bureaucrats.
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