Monday, July 7, 2014

Girls with Guns Turn Me Right On


Two females, both mildly-attractive ... and both total fucking lunatics.

For yer Yankee female, we see her receding as quickly as possible toward being a dumpy matron.  She uses no imagination with her hair.  She looks very plain and wears uninspired clothes.  She's gaining weight.  To all appearance, she doesn't take much care of herself.  She is embarrassed by her breasts and tries to hide them with the Bible but she thinks the assault weapon makes her look hot.  The Bible is in case it doesn't.  The picture is filled with immeasurable sadness.

For yer Muslim female, this is what happens when Hobby Lobby gets their way.  Don't fuck with these women.  They will shoot you.

The resistance from Hobby Lobby is strong as you always have to be careful with people who wear Bibles in public but do not wear pants.


Praise Jesus for black shoes with black socks.  Maybe he thought, wtf, they match the Bible.

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