The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and Cheech and Chong showed everyone about getting high. There will be clouds and clouds of smoke and people will eat Pop Tarts a lot. There is no question of the Great God Mescalito's presence at such times.
There isn't much smoke from a vape ... but that's ok as I don't particularly like Pop Tarts.
There may be the temptation to return to the sin of incinerating the reefer so you can actually see the smoke and confirm the Presence. This is not necessary and is an unseemly offense against the leaf as you need only trust your Faith.
There is not much smoke but there are lots of IRMs (Invisible Reefer Molecules) in the air from a vape and these will fry the bejeebers right out of your frontal lobes ... but ... you must have Faith. You must persist. You must trust in the Great God Mescalito that the IRMs are really there.
One cannot touch IRMs. One cannot see IRMs. One cannot hear IRMs. But place your Faith in the Great God Mescalito and his vape and your stone monkey will forget all about eating bananas.
Remember, just as the Great God Mescalito wanted it, the Silver Surfer vape is Made Entirely in America. Reefer is grown by, sold by, and consumed by proud Americans. We are proud of what we do for the economy of this great land. We are proud of contributing to the tax base supporting schools, hungry little kids with big eyes, and ducks and bunnies. This is what made America great: reefer.
Also remember, the Great God Mescalito says don't think about vaping and driving. You don't need fookin' Taco Bell that bad.
There isn't much smoke from a vape ... but that's ok as I don't particularly like Pop Tarts.
There may be the temptation to return to the sin of incinerating the reefer so you can actually see the smoke and confirm the Presence. This is not necessary and is an unseemly offense against the leaf as you need only trust your Faith.
There is not much smoke but there are lots of IRMs (Invisible Reefer Molecules) in the air from a vape and these will fry the bejeebers right out of your frontal lobes ... but ... you must have Faith. You must persist. You must trust in the Great God Mescalito that the IRMs are really there.
One cannot touch IRMs. One cannot see IRMs. One cannot hear IRMs. But place your Faith in the Great God Mescalito and his vape and your stone monkey will forget all about eating bananas.
Remember, just as the Great God Mescalito wanted it, the Silver Surfer vape is Made Entirely in America. Reefer is grown by, sold by, and consumed by proud Americans. We are proud of what we do for the economy of this great land. We are proud of contributing to the tax base supporting schools, hungry little kids with big eyes, and ducks and bunnies. This is what made America great: reefer.
Also remember, the Great God Mescalito says don't think about vaping and driving. You don't need fookin' Taco Bell that bad.
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