Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Santa Smokes Luckies - You Should Too

Santa smoked Lucky Strike cigarettes.  Of course this can be verified many different ways but it doesn't need verification.  Like, you can look in the picture and see right there Santa is smoking a Lucky Strike.  Hell-o-o-o.



There are some important questions to be answered from this.  For example, why does Santa Claus hold a cigarette like he is a girl.  What kind of role model is he trying to be.

Notice also the low-level mind control being used in this advertising.  Luckies - a light smoke.  That is a a reference to gay people being light on their feet.  Here is yet one more example of the liberal left-wing conspiracy trying to turn everyone into homosexuals.

See also the promotion of Communist-supported illegal drugs.  It's toasted is a code with people of such low repute who use such drugs and it means to be under the influence of marijuana.  Everywhere are these attempts to influence our children and we must remain ever vigilant lest our kids turn into drug-addicted homosexuals.

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