Of course there's nothing else to do in Second Life except cartoon sex, right. Just ask anyone. It's just one gigantic sex pit that makes the sixties look like a temperance rally.
So naturally the NSA wants to go into Second Life to look for terrorists. The logic is clear: Second Life is a porno sex pit. Terrorists love porno. Therefore go to Second Life to catch porno terrorists. Don't laugh, folks. You spent way over a billion dollars for this. It was a billion just for the NSA building in Bluffdale, Utah. The staff costs must be astronomical ... particularly when at least some of them have the sole purpose of watching people have sex in virtual reality.
The GCHQ got into this too and it's not clear whether they and the NSA were spying on each realm or they divided them, GCHQ got World of Warcraft and NSA got Second Life. Or maybe it was the other way around as Brits have always had the coolest sex scandals so GCHQ would probably have wanted Second Life.
Of course, Abby Martin has a few words on the subject. I love you, girl, but calling us nerds ... well, you're right. We're nerds.
So naturally the NSA wants to go into Second Life to look for terrorists. The logic is clear: Second Life is a porno sex pit. Terrorists love porno. Therefore go to Second Life to catch porno terrorists. Don't laugh, folks. You spent way over a billion dollars for this. It was a billion just for the NSA building in Bluffdale, Utah. The staff costs must be astronomical ... particularly when at least some of them have the sole purpose of watching people have sex in virtual reality.
The GCHQ got into this too and it's not clear whether they and the NSA were spying on each realm or they divided them, GCHQ got World of Warcraft and NSA got Second Life. Or maybe it was the other way around as Brits have always had the coolest sex scandals so GCHQ would probably have wanted Second Life.
Of course, Abby Martin has a few words on the subject. I love you, girl, but calling us nerds ... well, you're right. We're nerds.
Abby Martin is attacked relentlessly by the FITR Republicans (Frothing In The Mouth) as there is nothing in this world more terrifying to them than a Smart Woman. And if that's not true just show me one of those blonde bimbos on Fox News who is smarter than the average rutabagas.
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