Seig Heil the NAZI teapot,
it's wumpus-whacking scooby doo,
all covered-up in ice cream,
and starring who knows who.
The animals are moving
and they travel two-by-two
They march or they're waltzing
but they're dressed for Timbuktu
Their parents masturbate for friends
on Facebook news every day
They think it's very clever
and they have so much to say
With party hats and oatmeal,
gasping, wheezing, in their chairs
They titillate the masses
as they blindly search for air
And now the NAZI teapot
commands them to march on
but the wumpus whacked the scooby
and the ice cream is all gone
The NAZI Teapot
It was on a billboard for JC Penney's and it has since been replaced due to complaints from people who saw it. And you thought the world couldn't get any more stupid ... but that only means you haven't seen Facebook.
it's wumpus-whacking scooby doo,
all covered-up in ice cream,
and starring who knows who.
The animals are moving
and they travel two-by-two
They march or they're waltzing
but they're dressed for Timbuktu
Their parents masturbate for friends
on Facebook news every day
They think it's very clever
and they have so much to say
With party hats and oatmeal,
gasping, wheezing, in their chairs
They titillate the masses
as they blindly search for air
And now the NAZI teapot
commands them to march on
but the wumpus whacked the scooby
and the ice cream is all gone
The NAZI Teapot
It was on a billboard for JC Penney's and it has since been replaced due to complaints from people who saw it. And you thought the world couldn't get any more stupid ... but that only means you haven't seen Facebook.
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