Just ask an Australian about those red fire ants, they're deadly, don'tcha know. (ABC News: Potentially deadly red fire ant could soon spread to New South Wales, experts fear)
It's been mentioned here previously there are (deadly red) fire ant nests all over the front yard so I guess I have been risking agonizing death every time I have gone outside.
Ed: what happens if you step on a (deadly red) fire ant nest?
Well, nothin' happens.
Ed: what happens if you kick a (deadly red) fire ant nest?
Still nothin' is going to happen.
Ed: what happens if you stand above the nest and you scream to the (deadly red) fire ants, "Vote for Clinton or you're a fucking NAZI savage!"
They will all come out to bite you and you will deserve it. You will die ... slowly ... in hideous pain.
Ed: what happens if instead you scream, "Vote for Trump or you're stupid!"
They will still come out to kill you really slowly but, in this case, they won't eat you. Nothing will eat you because they don't want to catch what you've got.
Ed: what should the Australians do then?
Maybe they should have given a little more thought to electing Republicans who don't spend enough to eradicate the creatures. Now they're fucked and will die in slow, hideously painful ways.
Que sera sera
whatever bites me, bites me
The antidote's plain to see
but it won't ever be free
and there ain't any for me
It's been mentioned here previously there are (deadly red) fire ant nests all over the front yard so I guess I have been risking agonizing death every time I have gone outside.
Ed: what happens if you step on a (deadly red) fire ant nest?
Well, nothin' happens.
Ed: what happens if you kick a (deadly red) fire ant nest?
Still nothin' is going to happen.
Ed: what happens if you stand above the nest and you scream to the (deadly red) fire ants, "Vote for Clinton or you're a fucking NAZI savage!"
They will all come out to bite you and you will deserve it. You will die ... slowly ... in hideous pain.
Ed: what happens if instead you scream, "Vote for Trump or you're stupid!"
They will still come out to kill you really slowly but, in this case, they won't eat you. Nothing will eat you because they don't want to catch what you've got.
Ed: what should the Australians do then?
Maybe they should have given a little more thought to electing Republicans who don't spend enough to eradicate the creatures. Now they're fucked and will die in slow, hideously painful ways.
Que sera sera
whatever bites me, bites me
The antidote's plain to see
but it won't ever be free
and there ain't any for me
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